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  • 167 122
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 12:49pm
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    I could imagine "I will then insert my penis into your vagina" "Then we will have intercourse until I ejaculate 2 mintues later."

  • 156 119
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 8:18am
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    What's worse is when the actual sex doesn't live up to the sexting.

  • 146 105
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 5:20pm
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    Wtf is sex texting? Damn I am fucking old... What happened to the real fucking??

  • 143 100
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 5:12pm
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    Why would you say sex texting? Other than that this is prettyfunny

  • 150 115
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 2:43pm
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    who says sex texting?

  • 155 138
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 1:27pm
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    British guys have no game. Deal with it and just appreciate the accent. Your life will be better for it.

  • 141 112
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:06pm
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    This makes me ashamed to be English. It's that shit.

  • 141 112
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 1:37pm
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    if he wants it to be good. he should describe every little detail about what hes going to do to you... when i sext, i always do that... usually ends with the guy on the other end having to take care of some business... : )

  • 134 106
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 11:28pm
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    Happens alot when having sexting with the same guy U RUN OUTA NEW THINGS TO SAY XD

  • 144 131
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 12:29pm
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    step 1: take of pants step 2: insert penis step 3: thrust step 4: cum step 5: snoooooooore

  • 140 125
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 2:43pm
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    every little detail, every little kiss to how im going to suck his dick

  • 136 118
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 12:26pm
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    Ya sexting tip for girls #31: always swallow

  • 138 123
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:16pm
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    I've never sext'd before. Why do that when I could do you?

  • 135 120
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:50am
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    12:49 two minutes? man, I feel sorry for some ladies out there...

  • 139 131
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 12:27pm
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    @12;26: Just keep writing UHNNNGHHHHhhhhhh, YEAH!

  • 134 122
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 12:26pm
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    anyone got sexting tips for a girl?

  • 134 124
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 2:13pm
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    tall, dark, cultured, intelligent, fit and handsome.. or a mcdonalds scoffing, judge judy watching greasy hobo who reffers to women as "cumdumpsters" hmmmmmmmmmm.

  • 115 88
    Submitted by sal22 on Jun 19, 10 at 11:23pm
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    Um, you may want to re evaluate your life then.....just sayin

  • 128 121
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 2:46pm
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    well Mr Douchebag OP -- did you try to do anything to help her out? Or just sit back and bitch? You f'ing worm!!!

  • 125 117
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 1:14am
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    This has happened to me, more than a few times lol :)

  • 124 116
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 1:04pm
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    haha. wow if anyone sexts, at least make it good

  • 128 127
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 11:09pm
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    cummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  • 122 120
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 12:27pm
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    Yeah, don't always saythe same shit over and over every time you sext. It's annoying.

  • 119 120
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 4:01pm
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    12:49 I just laughed so hard at that shit. 2:14 I hate that word, it's worse than Cunt, good point.

  • 126 135
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 2:36pm
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    what do you write when you sext

  • 92 93
    Submitted by kacbud8 on Jul 17, 10 at 1:13pm
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    Maybe he could have been good.

  • 62 63
    Submitted by TheMxXx on Jun 22, 11 at 8:59am
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    8:18....yeah, exactly....hate it when that happens too.I find myself wishing I would have stayed home with B.O.B. instead [battery operated boyfriend] at least HE always satisfies...LOL