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  • 59 24
    Submitted by W_T_F on Sep 18, 12 at 2:20pm

    You know Papa Smurf prefers shaved snatch, right?

  • 52 27
    Submitted by mongoose90 on Sep 18, 12 at 12:12pm

    you need a reason for that?

  • 56 36
    Submitted by GA_Peach on Sep 18, 12 at 11:18am

    Watchmen gave the world enough blue penis for all the cosmos, all time. Sorry, but bright green is available.

  • 44 29
    Submitted by Orthios on Sep 18, 12 at 11:52am

    Thank you peach, now I can't stop laughing

  • 52 47
    Submitted by megtheoneandonly on Sep 18, 12 at 1:12pm

    Who still has pubes?

  • 35 28
    Submitted by A5hl3y90 on Sep 18, 12 at 3:49pm

    Don't blame him! He just wants to be prepared for the casting roles of the next Avatar

  • 36 35
    Submitted by sarcasticSOB on Sep 18, 12 at 5:27pm

    Your junk is so horrifying that you feel a need to create a distraction? Poor bastard.

  • 31 28
    Submitted by lostinalaska on Sep 19, 12 at 2:01am

    Okay, my question is, what could he possibly doing that would require him to have, or be made easier by, blue pubic hair?

    • 27 23
      Submitted by GA_Peach on Sep 19, 12 at 6:17am

      He's cheating on his wife with Marge and he needs a cover story for the odd blue hairs here and there.

  • 33 35
    Submitted by tentashpee on Sep 18, 12 at 12:10pm

    Why do you need a reason to due your pubes? If you're gonna do it, do it.

  • 34 39
    Submitted by too_much_snow on Sep 18, 12 at 2:32pm

    God bless Homecoming week!

  • 28 28
    Submitted by scarswindblade on Sep 19, 12 at 12:27am

    Must be a furry.

  • 27 28
    Submitted by zookey06 on Sep 19, 12 at 8:44am

    Go Colts!!

  • 30 42
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Sep 18, 12 at 7:23pm

    Muppet Crotch FTW!

  • 31 45
    Submitted by Ironrebel on Sep 18, 12 at 12:25pm

    Why would you have pubes to dye?

    • 24 29
      Submitted by GA_Peach on Sep 18, 12 at 12:45pm

      Men should be a little hairy...

      • 25 25
        Submitted by lol_wat on Sep 18, 12 at 1:39pm

        I couldn't agree more, but not enough to dye... amirite?

        • 28 26
          Submitted by GA_Peach on Sep 18, 12 at 7:45pm

          Yes, not enough to dye, because then he is putting more work into his routine then I'm ok with.

          • 23 35
            Submitted by lol_wat on Sep 18, 12 at 11:12pm

            metro's are ruining the world for real guys like me... lol +1