He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
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So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
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its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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