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  • 56 47
    Submitted by golfonatic on Feb 1, 12 at 4:05pm

    sounds like the beginning of some sort of kinky porno

    • 44 53
      Submitted by BE4TmyM34T on Feb 1, 12 at 11:26pm

      Good sir, even if you never see this comment again I wanted you to know that I accidentally thumbs downed your comment when in fact I was laughing so hard I derped and pressed the wrong one

  • 51 46
    Submitted by SauceQueen on Feb 3, 12 at 3:25am

    Way to make a sausage stand by the end of the night.

  • 49 49
    Submitted by arthurlux on Feb 2, 12 at 12:22am

    Not as good a community service as tipping 30 bucks to the Denny's waitress.

    • 53 42
      Submitted by arthurlux on Feb 2, 12 at 12:23am

      Community service, civic duty, whatever.

  • 50 53
    Submitted by retrop on Feb 2, 12 at 6:17am

    Laughed out loud in the most literal way. Sounds like something I would do.

  • 56 65
    Submitted by Eightyeight on Feb 1, 12 at 3:34pm

    Eighty Eight

    • 57 50
      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Feb 1, 12 at 5:11pm

      number of sausages that were stuffed up his bum by a drunk kid doin his civic duty.

      • 45 50
        Submitted by porksword on Feb 1, 12 at 10:12pm

        How much he loves getting the sausage on a scale of 1-10.

  • 44 49
    Submitted by nikkileeee on Feb 2, 12 at 8:49am

    Boston baby, I love my town :)