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  • Submitted by EMTPirate on Apr 5, 11 at 6:34pm

    You have to know when they can consent so you don't end up in a cell with someone who doesn't care if you do.

  • Submitted by muireann04 on Apr 5, 11 at 7:14pm

    The replies are creeping me out far more than the text by itself

  • Submitted by Phys on Apr 5, 11 at 5:04pm

    Or, like me, he's just a big fan of Tosh.0 where this topic was covered

  • 66 54
    Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Apr 5, 11 at 4:17pm

    Dennis Reynolds

  • 64 58
    Submitted by roflberries on Apr 9, 11 at 7:12am

    @Ambz, go shoot yourself for real

  • 66 65
    Submitted by niceman on Apr 6, 11 at 11:54am

    What the hell is wrong with being knowledgeable, you ignorant piece of shit?

  • 68 73
    Submitted by smashmouth on Apr 6, 11 at 12:29am

    This is a dumb text I think it's important to know these laws especially if your over 18 and still younger then like 25 dating minors isn't uncommon for people of those ages and no one wants to spend jail time for fucking the willing...

  • 81 99
    Submitted by economizer on Apr 5, 11 at 4:16pm

    If there's grass on the field, then play ball.

    • 35 60
      Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Apr 5, 11 at 4:42pm

      and if there's no grass on the field, play in the mud

      • 45 71
        Submitted by Ambz on Apr 6, 11 at 10:17pm

        ok. I admit. I didn't get it at first... But then it hit me and I giggled like an idiot.

  • 58 63
    Submitted by spartylmgirl on Apr 6, 11 at 9:37am

    You guys sure are creepers.

  • 58 67
    Submitted by ohshit69 on Apr 6, 11 at 4:03pm

    creepers much....

  • 57 69
    Submitted by powerstrokeguy on Apr 5, 11 at 8:08pm

    You have to know

  • 51 60
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Apr 5, 11 at 11:58pm

    That is considered the Roadie's Bible.

  • Submitted by burner21 on Apr 5, 11 at 4:17pm

    Old enough to bleed. Old enough to breed

    • 51 72
      Submitted by AsOldAsYourMom on Apr 7, 11 at 12:25am

      I was nine when I started to "bleed." You wanna do nine-year-old girls? Really?

      • 43 61
        Submitted by EMTPirate on May 10, 11 at 1:41am

        Glorious response

  • 48 59
    Submitted by GoodOlDave on Apr 6, 11 at 6:14am

    Nah, it's when he's deathly afraid of Chris Hansen that you gotta worry

  • 51 70
    Submitted by EMTPirate on Apr 6, 11 at 4:38pm

    That is what the thumbs up is for. See also, reply.

  • 48 64
    Submitted by SALIA on Apr 6, 11 at 8:39am

    Amen muireann04!

  • 60 91
    Submitted by colan08 on Apr 5, 11 at 10:53pm

    I bet he owns a van...

    • 39 61
      Submitted by Ambz on Apr 6, 11 at 10:18pm

      And has a ferris wheel in his front yard. oops. no. he's dead.

  • 38 48
    Submitted by 13inkSling on Jun 20, 11 at 12:33am

    was it me?????

  • 45 70
    Submitted by Attica on Apr 7, 11 at 12:16am

    RUN. NOW. GO.

  • 55 94
    Submitted by Koojoo on Apr 5, 11 at 4:13pm

    lock his ass up

  • 28 42
    Submitted by kateri87 on Feb 13, 12 at 3:21am

    I may know who you're talking about, and don't worry. It scares me too... actually... there are 2 candidates for this in my life... I need to rethink my friends.

  • Submitted by mustardplug420 on Apr 5, 11 at 9:19pm

    people like that need to be castrated.

  • Submitted by jasboo on Apr 5, 11 at 4:27pm

    get 'em while they're young and teach them your way of doing things....

  • Submitted by youthanize on Apr 5, 11 at 6:25pm

    if they are old enough to crawl, they are in the right position

    • 33 75
      Submitted by douuchebag on Apr 5, 11 at 9:55pm

      if they can walk and talk they can sit on ....?

      • 36 59
        Submitted by keysha26 on Apr 6, 11 at 12:03am

        i see why your name is douuchebag..........