He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
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I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
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I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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