I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
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And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
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It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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