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  • possession is 9/10 of the law

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 9:27am
  • GODDAMNIT! why does the lyrics thing always work for everyone but me?!? i mean i even used jason mraz's "if it kills me" and NOTHING... :P XD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 8:00pm
  • The 9:37/9:41 exchange made me almost pee I laughed so hard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:04am
  • that sounds like something my ex would do. john is this you? lmao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 9:04am
  • Please tell me it was "bigger than my body" in the filthiest sense possible.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 9:03am
  • You make me want to be a better man

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 9:41am
  • I think she meant me. And to answer your question, no. I'd never sleep with anyone who would sleep with me because I used John Mayer lyrics. Jack Johnson, possibly. Jack Nicholson, definitely.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 9:37am
  • It's actually funny as hell. I posted this and the lyrics I used were from "In Repair" Apparently being a broken man is code for stupid girls to climb on weiner. Fun times.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 7:08am
  • 9:03....good god thats amazing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 1:08pm
  • Yes, in fact it is John Bitch you still have my jacket

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 9:10am
  • I was gonna say as long as it's not that song about fathers and daughters...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 11:49am
  • John Mayer is the cat's meow.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 7:11pm
  • sorry but you couldnt find anything better than JOHN MAYER?!?! lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:39pm
  • Your body is a wonderland?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 11:52am
  • To the person who submitted this - was your collar popped while you were using John Mayer lyrics?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 9:43am
  • John Mayer makes me want to uppercunt a nun. Just sayin'.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:27pm
  • you should have married me years ago

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 9:49am
  • Oh, so his songs ARE good for something! =P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 7:21pm
  • i would bang a guy that used his lyrics on me..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:25pm
  • thought you would have said - its 3x5 answre to that is - eeer pass :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 7:01pm
  • oh I do this ALL THE TIME when I know she doesn't listen to a certain band!! :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 3:57am
  • Well John Mayer's got to be good for SOMETHING, and getting people of low intelligence to bang each other is just his nitch, god damnit!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:13pm
  • That's rather funny.

    Submitted by PercivalJenkins on Mar 23, 10 at 9:33pm
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