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  • 92 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 11:55am

    Oh my gosh, BEST TEXT ever! I laughed my ass off!

  • 81 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 8:18am

    I CRIED WITH LAUGHTER.

  • 81 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 2:56am

    best text ever! hahaha

  • 86 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 2:01pm

    i have never laughed so hard holy shit hahaha

  • 87 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 4:21pm

    3:05, amen to that.

  • 74 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:27pm

    No matter how drunk I am, I can make coherent sentences and not spell shit wrong. I am an incredible drunk typer... who's also done something like this

  • 80 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 9:38am

    yo, stop hatin' this is one of the funniest ones on here! LOL

  • 63 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 11:35pm

    Fucking huge win

  • 75 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 11:15am

    this is the funniest shit ever! I just cLled like 5 people and read it to them haha

  • 70 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 10:28pm

    so do you have really long balls? Or a really small penis?

  • 79 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 6:30pm

    funniest thing ever!! hahaha

  • 69 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 12:49am

    actually he did 10:39 should be i'm and also two sentence fragments where do you go to school?

  • 72 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 11:10pm

    lol this is freakin hilarious!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 4:03am

    idk my dick is about the size of my balls when its soft.. then again i do have some pretty big nads

  • 66 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 3:42am

    How hard is it to tell apart the frank from the beans?

  • 64 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 1:00am

    10:39 good point hahaah

  • 59 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 7:52pm

    I laughed my ass off because I have done the same shit before & agree that not everyone spells like an idiot....some people have to know how to spell to make a living

  • 57 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 8:29pm

    way to go nashvilllllleeeeeeeee

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 10:39pm

    so drunk u mistake ur nut from your penis...yet u didnt make one mistake in that sentence gramatically or spelling....hmmm lol

  • 61 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 5:40pm

    Yeh, I don't think you could be drunk enough to make a mistake like that but still write a perfectly understable text.

  • 66 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 12:52am

    that must be a big nut or a small dick.

  • 60 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 3:56pm

    I would laugh my ass off if I was the friend hahaha

  • 64 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 11:13pm

    must have a small dick then

  • 62 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 11:44pm

    really small dick.... how can you mistake one of your nuts for your dick?! there should def. be a noticable size difference...

  • 53 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 3:05pm

    and also he could have enter this online the next day hence, texts from LAST night and corrected the errors if there were any

  • 62 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 11:08pm

    0k, that was a pretty funny text! I laughed my ass off when I read it. I realized you could categorize area codes, so of course I typed in mine, 615 and saw this shit! I couldn't believe it! FUCKIN FUNNY! (It would be even better if i knew you)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 6:45pm

    Lol is all i have to say

  • 60 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 5:55am

    laughed out sooo hard when i read this! niceeee

  • 62 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 1:20am

    haha, 12:49! My sentiments exactly!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 1:22pm

    not everyone texts like a moron when they are drunk.

  • 51 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 7:13pm

    haha...oh nashville boys....

  • 48 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:20am

    cried when i read this too funny

  • 53 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 2:57am

    thats the funniest thing i have read in a long time

  • 56 91
    Submitted by thomasfk on Jan 27, 10 at 10:41pm

    @1:27\nAmen haha

  • 55 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 12:52am

    I laughed so hard that I cried when reading this.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 11:34pm

    hey, 5:40, what does "understable" mean? lol

  • 53 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 8:27pm

    Epic

  • 55 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 11:02pm

    Baca la va baca la va!!! Ya trick ya!!!

  • 55 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 10:02pm

    Hahaha. This is why I don't live in the 615 anymore. Nothing suprises me out of middle Tennessee <3

  • 51 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 4:16pm

    haha i saw another 615er pull a similar trick @ a house party last weekend!! we saw a dude walking down the stairs with HUGE pee stain down his leg!!

  • 53 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 11:09pm

    BUSTEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • 38 66
    Submitted by acerzz on May 11, 11 at 9:51am

    All others TFLN are gonna suck!!!

  • 52 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 7:31am

    yeahhh reppin the 615 bitchess!

  • 45 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:21am

    too bad this is from the book "the wackness"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:59pm

    LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! xD i started crying! xD