I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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