My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
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you thought your balls were fighting each other...
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
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Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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