She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
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can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
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My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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