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Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
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This is superbad-ish
That is the shit!
Drunk in public isn't a legitimate charge, easy to beat.
Did 10:01 mean dumb fuck? I'd say that's a case of "Takes one to know one"
yet another reason Canada kicks ass.
That wasn't the party, sir. That was the drunk tank. Common misconception. I'm sure you had a great time either way.
looool
Liar
For the sake of humanity, I hope this text was real.
I miss Toronto cops since leaving for Halifax. Only in Toronto will a police officer ask you to put out your joint while you teach them how the physics of skateboarding works.
Mother of God, this is awesome.
No. Seriously??
the shit.
Cocksucking internet gods and their spam
First!
lol only in toronto :p
Wish I could do that
10:43, I see where you got your "insult", but this isn't the second grade.
Liar Fake
Ha I Woulda asked that cop to chill at the party ha
I'm a military police officer and I would probally do that to lmfao
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Score!
11:44, was your comment supposed to be a "burn" because it was not better than 10:43. Just a friendly FYI,
This is baller
Haaaaaah.
Doubt it
You mean public intoxication bumb fuck.
By party do you mean the big house?
Ur a liar or u one desperate bitch that whored herself out.
Bullshit
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