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  • 93 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 9:23pm

    Epic win

  • 85 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 9:34am

    Drunk in public isn't a legitimate charge, easy to beat.

  • 86 69
    Submitted by nightsurgeon on Mar 4, 10 at 1:45am

    This is superbad-ish

  • 78 55
    Submitted by charliirae on Mar 4, 10 at 6:50pm

    That is the shit!

  • 90 89
    Submitted by budleno on Mar 3, 10 at 11:05pm

    That wasn't the party, sir. That was the drunk tank. Common misconception. I'm sure you had a great time either way.

  • 78 66
    Submitted by retarded_palin on Mar 4, 10 at 7:42pm

    Liar

  • 81 73
    Submitted by thats_life on Mar 4, 10 at 11:42am

    yet another reason Canada kicks ass.

  • 80 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 10:43pm

    Did 10:01 mean dumb fuck? I'd say that's a case of "Takes one to know one"

  • 70 59
    Submitted by 647HockeyGirl on Aug 23, 10 at 2:02am

    Mother of God, this is awesome.

  • 77 80
    Submitted by Anonymous_ on Mar 4, 10 at 12:01am

    For the sake of humanity, I hope this text was real.

  • 70 68
    Submitted by NataSept on Mar 4, 10 at 1:41am

    the shit.

  • 63 57
    Submitted by AW_TFR on Mar 4, 10 at 2:10am

    Cocksucking internet gods and their spam

  • 67 69
    Submitted by golightly on Mar 4, 10 at 10:31pm

    No. Seriously??

  • 73 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 1:06am

    I miss Toronto cops since leaving for Halifax. Only in Toronto will a police officer ask you to put out your joint while you teach them how the physics of skateboarding works.

  • 66 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 9:13pm

    Liar Fake

  • 61 67
    Submitted by jcm99 on Mar 4, 10 at 12:16am

    lol only in toronto :p

  • 62 70
    Submitted by kgraham21 on Mar 3, 10 at 11:44pm

    10:43, I see where you got your "insult", but this isn't the second grade.

  • 67 85
    Submitted by andylonzo on Mar 4, 10 at 9:48pm

    Ha I Woulda asked that cop to chill at the party ha

  • 62 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 9:13pm

    Wish I could do that

  • 51 58
    Submitted by doc294 on Mar 4, 10 at 8:12pm

    Score!

  • 56 69
    Submitted by jessewayne on Mar 4, 10 at 7:39am

    I'm a military police officer and I would probally do that to lmfao

  • 62 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 6:38am

    11:44, was your comment supposed to be a "burn" because it was not better than 10:43. Just a friendly FYI,

  • 56 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 10:10pm

    Win

  • 62 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 9:03pm

    First!

  • 52 69
    Submitted by skimvlcm on Mar 3, 10 at 11:29pm

    This is baller

  • 53 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 11:35pm

    Champion lol

  • 54 79
    Submitted by dblbarreldarrell on Mar 4, 10 at 7:22pm

    Bullshit

  • 46 68
    Submitted by nyc1990 on Mar 4, 10 at 12:56am

    By party do you mean the big house?

  • 47 72
    Submitted by yellowsponge88 on Mar 4, 10 at 1:27am

    Doubt it

  • 55 88
    Submitted by louis on Mar 3, 10 at 10:01pm

    You mean public intoxication bumb fuck.

  • Submitted by cwelkman on Mar 3, 10 at 9:12pm

    Ur a liar or u one desperate bitch that whored herself out.

  • 47 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 9:05pm

    Haaaaaah.