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  • 97 53
    Submitted by Glazed on Sep 24, 10 at 1:44pm

    It's all algebra...\n\nif you represent being drunk as the variable "S" and allow the "ex" to represent itself you can than follow the formula of S ex = Sex.\n\nThat's how it's mathematically possible.

  • 74 44
    Submitted by lela1245 on Oct 16, 10 at 10:57pm

    That happens too much

  • 76 48
    Submitted by thebatman on Sep 24, 10 at 11:31am

    smooth talker. ex must be a salesman

  • 67 56
    Submitted by klangford on Sep 24, 10 at 2:27pm

    Hot guy at party bank account < ex bank account...that's how.

  • 63 61
    Submitted by pawes on Sep 24, 10 at 11:48am

    Well we know you failed math. Maybe the hot guy has a small dick.

  • 57 50
    Submitted by BitchSlapper on Sep 24, 10 at 4:35pm

    Ur really pathetic?

  • 55 48
    Submitted by lalalalalalala on Sep 28, 10 at 6:17am

    ex = familiarity and comfort and hope of rekindling relationship

  • 55 48
    Submitted by BruceL33 on Sep 24, 10 at 10:28pm

    Because Rekindling is that easy.

  • 55 50
    Submitted by LynnZee on Sep 24, 10 at 11:24am

    It's not

  • 43 44
    Submitted by glossy82 on Sep 27, 10 at 7:28pm

    Welcome to my life! Lol

  • 46 58
    Submitted by EmmaXxX on Sep 24, 10 at 8:04pm

    Sounds like something I would do :/