I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
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you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
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Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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