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  • 63 45
    Submitted by anonymousme on Jan 21, 10 at 9:11pm
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    Does no one on tfln drive? half these texts are of person A asking person B to pick them up! if ya cant even drive ya prob shouldnt be fucking. If it's a hookup, learn the cab's number!

    • 25 54
      Submitted by Sarah190 on Jan 22, 10 at 5:36pm
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      Sometimes, people live in cities, where it's more efficient and affordable to take public transportation - that doesn't mean they're poor.

      • 37 46
        Submitted by Sarah190 on Jan 22, 10 at 5:38pm
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        And it certainly doesn't mean they "shouldn't be fucking." Idiot.

  • 57 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 8:43pm
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    Wow a lot of talk about handjobs, I love giving blowjobs, dudes can give themselves a handy

  • 50 30
    Submitted by greenbumho on Jan 21, 10 at 8:46pm
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    Whats with all these, "please come get me" texts? Use your dog damn legs and walk outta there dumb bitch!

  • 44 26
    Submitted by lhsvaulterbeb1 on Jan 21, 10 at 8:47pm
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    You broke it!

  • 42 37
    Submitted by jenn on Jan 22, 10 at 3:28am
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    please... it looks like a lot of guys are pissed 'cause this text hit a little too close to home.

  • 39 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 10:16pm
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    It's always sunny in Philadelphia....

  • 39 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 11:45pm
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    What is with all the handjobs lately? That's just lazyness

  • 40 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 3:28am
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    Last

  • 45 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 9:41pm
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    9:26 1. 'Please come get me' means your post gets on by default. To OP, dumb high school girls don't realize a guy can't get hard again right after finishing. It's called the refractory period. Not great but them's the breaks. If you're leaving just for that, then leave you shallow bitch.

  • 37 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 11:05pm
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    Sucks

  • 38 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 7:12am
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    Fuck all "please come get me" texts. It may have been remotely funny until those last four cliche words. Fake. Or they are 15. Either way lame.

  • 35 36
    Submitted by FBIRem on Jan 21, 10 at 9:26pm
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    Maybe you should try "have sex" after he gives you an MLA Handbook.

  • 34 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 6:12am
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    Who gives hand jobs???

  • 34 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 2:16am
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    Jeff (10:20) is awesome

  • 37 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 11:04am
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    they should start a site called PCGM that way all these stupid "please come get me" texts can stay there and stop being posted here

  • 38 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 1:02am
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    The fuck did you expect you dumb twat?

  • 36 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 10:56pm
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    610 REPRESENT ! -linnnzyy!

  • 36 44
    Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Jan 21, 10 at 9:26pm
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    Mods please read the comments. NO ONE thinks these "please come get me" texts are funny. They are extremely over done and I'm willing to bet 99% of them are fake. As of now all you have to do is post something ridiculous and put "please come get me" and it will get passed. FUCKING STUPID.

    • 31 45
      Submitted by BLADEOTER on Jan 21, 10 at 10:03pm
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      you are the most stupid person ever i am willing to bet 50 % are fake and 50% real and it is not the please come get me part it that is cock is broken part that funny and i do think this text is funny so you my good sir are wrong

      • 38 31
        Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Jan 21, 10 at 10:45pm
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        The way you wrote that sentence I am assuming you are 8 years old. Seriously, you don't even know how to use a fucking period. I don't even need to explain why you're dumb.

        • 20 37
          Submitted by BLADEOTER on Jan 22, 10 at 7:14pm
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          sorry i never use periods what are u going to kill me + i am 18

  • 30 33
    Submitted by bwayjunkie on Jan 22, 10 at 11:23am
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    ... Sounds like my ex.

  • 32 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 11:09pm
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    Get a fucking job so you can afford a car and drive yourself stop fucking asking people to come get you. Either that or don't be such a fat lazy slob and walk home

  • 32 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 11:44pm
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    WTF?

  • 32 39
    Submitted by Tlovely on Jan 21, 10 at 9:22pm
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    lmao!!

  • 31 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 11:25am
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    Enough with these fucking "please come get me" fucking posts you fucking cocksuckers.

  • 37 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 8:42pm
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    Sucks for youuuu!

  • 34 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 7:12am
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    I was thinking that exactly 3:49. Then I remembered that middle schoolers don't drive. But who are they texting?

  • 38 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 10:20pm
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    It's funny because she's asking her friend to come get her because she doesn't want to be there anymore due to the fact that he said an unusual thing in an intimate setting. -Jeff

  • 28 34
    Submitted by Bridgebomber on Jan 22, 10 at 8:11am
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    thanks Jeff, although it is not funny.... I am considering killing OP, please come get me

  • 28 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 10:37am
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    Try giving him a footjob, girl

  • 30 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 9:05pm
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    8:43 you said the comment that just made me fall in love. Do you believe in love at first comment??

  • 31 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 3:49am
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    I'm sick of the "please come get me texts" don't any of you drive?

  • 28 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 12:56am
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    69

  • 28 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 10:01pm
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    I don't think that's why she's leaving 9:41... I'm pretty sure it's the fact that he's saying his little boy is broken

  • 25 37
    Submitted by keyboardcat on Jan 30, 10 at 8:46pm
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    represent 610!

  • 24 41
    Submitted by lhsvaulterbeb1 on Jan 21, 10 at 8:49pm
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    You broke it!

  • 26 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 11:39pm
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    THANK YOU, 9:41!

  • 34 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 8:43pm
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    First!!!!

  • 22 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 11:03am
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    Not all of us drive. I recently had my lisecense taken away. It sucks

  • 22 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 10:55am
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    Please come get me is getting old. Does no one drive?

  • 26 51
    Submitted by Bridgebomber on Jan 22, 10 at 8:09am
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    no shit, i'm sick of the "come pick me up" ending. Fuck you

  • 26 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 12:01am
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    Hasn't anybody got it yet? These are all written by a team of douches that have a random number genrator spit out area codes for them... Sigh.

  • 31 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 9:32pm
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    9:11. But most women can't drive ... lol

  • 10 34
    Submitted by The_Great on Oct 17, 10 at 12:00pm
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    Girl u need to come with me... Blow me or jack me off, 100% I will get hard for u again!