Does no one on tfln drive? half these texts are of person A asking person B to pick them up! if ya cant even drive ya prob shouldnt be fucking. If it's a hookup, learn the cab's number!
9:26 1. 'Please come get me' means your post gets on by default.
To OP, dumb high school girls don't realize a guy can't get hard again right after finishing. It's called the refractory period. Not great but them's the breaks. If you're leaving just for that, then leave you shallow bitch.
Mods please read the comments. NO ONE thinks these "please come get me" texts are funny. They are extremely over done and I'm willing to bet 99% of them are fake. As of now all you have to do is post something ridiculous and put "please come get me" and it will get passed. FUCKING STUPID.
you are the most stupid person ever i am willing to bet 50 % are fake and 50% real and it is not the please come get me part it that is cock is broken part that funny and i do think this text is funny so you my good sir are wrong
The way you wrote that sentence I am assuming you are 8 years old. Seriously, you don't even know how to use a fucking period. I don't even need to explain why you're dumb.
Submitted by
RAAAAAAAANDY
on Jan 21, 10 at 10:45pm
It's funny because she's asking her friend to come get her because she doesn't want to be there anymore due to the fact that he said an unusual thing in an intimate setting.
-Jeff
Get a fucking job so you can afford a car and drive yourself stop fucking asking people to come get you. Either that or don't be such a fat lazy slob and walk home
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