I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
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just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
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Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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