ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT

Comments

You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • i've done it...i won't lie. and never ended up trying to "clean up". and im not a whore. not shaving your legs works too, haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:40pm
    67 53
    Reply Report

  • Grew up in the '70's. look at old porn, shaved was rare then and it never bothered me. Shaved = no hair in your mouth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:19pm
    60 39
    Reply Report

  • i never realized how difficult it was for women NOT to be whores. Oh well, all the better for me. These are the women you treat like a sock. Finish up quick and toss it aside

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:19am
    64 47
    Reply Report

  • its true no matter how drunk u are you will leave them on hahah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:50pm
    61 46
    Reply Report

  • Im sorry, been there, done that, and it doesnt work. You'll have hairy sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 9:00pm
    57 39
    Reply Report

  • deanna would text someone something like this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 3:36pm
    59 48
    Reply Report

  • i do that all the time but it never works. i just end up sleeping with them anyway. so now i just shave all the time because i know it wont work.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:43am
    57 45
    Reply Report

  • hahaha i say this too lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 5:28pm
    63 58
    Reply Report

  • 11:19 #1 Because she enjoys sex as much as you do, she's a whore? You're the kind of guy I laugh at on my nights out. At least she has a sense of humour.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:27am
    57 46
    Reply Report

  • a hairy skank that has suspect personal hygine

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:07am
    62 56
    Reply Report

  • pish posh, this is how i got out of my whore phase. 12:22 how does pubic hair = tuna vagina? You don't have to be shaved to wash down there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:31pm
    56 45
    Reply Report

  • tried that. doesn't work

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:55pm
    58 50
    Reply Report

  • it doesnt work... you just end up having sex with a non-shaved area. embarrassing, but you're probably drunk enough to not care at that point.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:12pm
    56 46
    Reply Report

  • Oldest trick in the book!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:31am
    51 36
    Reply Report

  • If a girl does shave right before she goes out, it usually means that she's ok with getting some play, at least for me anyways.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:58pm
    69 73
    Reply Report

  • tried it...only worked once, there's hope though!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:30am
    57 50
    Reply Report

  • this WAS on how i met your mother! good show.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:21am
    56 48
    Reply Report

  • i tried this during my vacation in the Bahamas so I could stay "on track," but then Ceicl came along and luckily didn't seem to mind!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 11:30am
    56 49
    Reply Report

  • That's my method too, but not because I'm a slut I have a boyfriend just sometimes know that we can't possibly be having sex in the next days so I let the kitty grow a little hair. sad thing is it really does not bother him so it doesnt work.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:57am
    54 48
    Reply Report

  • Story of my life...12:31 i literally laughed out loud when i read that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:56pm
    54 49
    Reply Report

  • It's not stolen from anywhere you idiot its real life. Probably how HIMYM got the idea, dontcha think? Happens to me sometimes cuz im lazy. If I do hook up a guy always insists on eating me out anyway. Fuck do I care? If he wants it so bad he can deal with the hair. Too bad I'm passing out as soon as he's done. Not my problem he's an idiot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:10pm
    61 64
    Reply Report

  • ive tried that before... it doesnt work.. i just end up feeling like a hairy beast when i fuck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:52am
    54 50
    Reply Report

  • I told my friend to do this the other day!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:51pm
    54 51
    Reply Report

  • Hum... this one never worked for me... I always ended up shaving with his razor over the bathroom sink... not proud!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:30pm
    54 52
    Reply Report

  • This is stolen from How I Met Your Mother season 3...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:09pm
    55 55
    Reply Report

  • sounds like a solid plan until you blackout....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:48pm
    54 54
    Reply Report

  • Respectable guys don't date whores....we fuck them...so good luck find a respectable man..you fucking skanks... and yes I am aware of the irony of me calling myself respectable then calling you fucking skanks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:37pm
    48 42
    Reply Report

  • haha that is exactly what I do!!!! it works like a gem...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:42am
    45 36
    Reply Report

  • Ok, I must put this out there, I don't masturbate to Lord of the Rings. I masturbate to Star Wars...... Thank you much love 11:19

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:12pm
    54 55
    Reply Report

  • Ha I've tried this soo many times.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:15am
    50 47
    Reply Report

  • Rug munching used to be a sport in the 90s.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:52pm
    53 54
    Reply Report

  • I like a decent amount of pubic hair... it reminds me that we're animals. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:26am
    61 70
    Reply Report

  • sooo doesnt work =( LOL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:39am
    53 55
    Reply Report

  • hey this actually works for me. best kind of birth control is not taking off your pants.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:16am
    56 61
    Reply Report

  • hahahaha, i've gone out with that mentality buuuut it doesn't always work. i usually warn the guy though and they never seem to care, haha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:28pm
    55 60
    Reply Report

  • This has worked for me every time except one....and that resulted in several cuts trying to clean up while was on his way over.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:07pm
    54 58
    Reply Report

  • FIRST!!!! YOU A.LL ARE WAY TOO SLOW AND ARE A BUNCH OF LOSERS!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:06am
    52 54
    Reply Report

  • Thank you Robin Scherbatsky

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:37pm
    55 61
    Reply Report

  • I absolutely did this when I hung out with a certain ex I was desperately trying not to repeatedly hook up with. Totally worked. Not only did I not hook up with him but he figured I was over him so he started actively pursuing me... which was my goal all along!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:27pm
    57 66
    Reply Report

  • i tried that... then i was just really embarassed when we had hairy sex... on two different nights

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:08pm
    53 60
    Reply Report

  • Ohh, I've totally been there before. It works for me. But I'm also not a slut.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:43pm
    54 63
    Reply Report

  • 1:30 please allow me to introduce you to HERPES SYMPLEX A balls

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:31pm
    45 46
    Reply Report

  • You can't grow back your innocence, you are still a skank

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:05am
    54 64
    Reply Report

  • shave that crap, its going to smell like a tuna in a week..........hell might already WHORE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:22pm
    56 70
    Reply Report

  • this was on how i met your mother

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:19am
    54 66
    Reply Report

  • doesn't work for me either

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 8:10pm
    48 55
    Reply Report

  • I do this all the time, works like a charm. Very handy when getting obscenely drunk at parties when one's boyfriend has decided he won't be showing up...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 7:22pm
    47 54
    Reply Report

  • Trust me...this does NOT work!!!!! Only leads to further embarrassment after the fact...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:58am
    51 63
    Reply Report

  • theres another word for that its abstinence so top pretending lik you found a cleer trick to not get knocked up by a guy who only keeps you around becasue your easy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:19am
    49 59
    Reply Report

  • this totally sounds like a blow job girl, i bet she gives out bjs like they are candy. typical girl from new lenox who i would probably be friends with

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:42pm
    45 53
    Reply Report

  • Both 11:19's are virgins who still masturbate to Lord of the Rings.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:24am
    44 51
    Reply Report

  • mmm, I love going down on girls with hair. Not too much. But a bit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:07am
    47 57
    Reply Report

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHA i hope it was the razor he uses on his face

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:48pm
    43 52
    Reply Report

  • hahaha uhhhh...i've tried this...and failed...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 8:43pm
    51 69
    Reply Report

  • I just end up in the guy's bathroom with their razor trying to 'clean up' a bit before we fuck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:30pm
    47 61
    Reply Report

  • I've tried this. . . usually I'm to drunk to care by the end of the night and I'm usually not sleeping with anyone sober enough to notice. . . sigh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 5:25pm
    43 54
    Reply Report

  • It works for me 99.99% of the time.But that also may have been my morals kicking in too. Even in my drunken state.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:58am
    45 59
    Reply Report

  • 11:24 that was so funny, i cant belive you said that that darn 11:19 is probably so offended. im glad some body was tough enough to call that person on their inability to pull hoes and their strange atraction to lord of the rings you should tech them how you score on a regular basis

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:30am
    42 54
    Reply Report

  • Don't shave, then just blow your dates. That is safer anyway.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:30pm
    47 65
    Reply Report

  • I totoally do this its def the best way to keep yourself from having rando sex :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 5:50pm
    52 76
    Reply Report

  • oh but why doesn't he love me???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:43pm
    36 44
    Reply Report

  • I do this too!!! Not shaving your legs works as well. That'll give you the mental "ew" enough to not want to get felt up. :) It's on a movie.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:52pm
    35 43
    Reply Report

  • Hey, 11:19, I think I may know you. And you are a dirty skank ass whore who will die alone

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:22pm
    55 88
    Reply Report

  • I've heard that called a "Chastity Pelt" =D

    Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Sep 25, 10 at 1:05am
    38 57
    Reply Report

  • Promise you that this does not work

    Submitted by texanangel on Apr 5, 10 at 12:48pm
    38 66
    Reply Report
ADVERTISEMENT