i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
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OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
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On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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