So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
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I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
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Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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