porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
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I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
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Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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