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  • 90 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 1:13am

    Me too. Only a broken hand on the sink !

  • 85 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 11:09am

    Fist Yourself

  • 78 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 7:14am

    Idiot

  • 83 80
    Submitted by profit324 on Feb 28, 10 at 7:54am

    Ha ha

  • 80 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 12:19pm

    soviet russia dude... SHUT TGE FUCK UP

  • 84 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 9:23am

    omg

  • 77 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 7:26am

    Aux contrare. = early anal attempts

  • 80 78
    Submitted by canonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 7:45am

    why were you fisting yourself so hard

  • 74 69
    Submitted by lolz1234 on Feb 28, 10 at 8:11pm

    my husband was suckking my nipples. and his dad walked in. as i sprinted out, i ran into him and fell on him. my nipple was sucked.

  • 74 71
    Submitted by ojg15 on Feb 28, 10 at 8:24am

    In Soviet Russia, people use some semblance of proper sentence structure

  • 71 77
    Submitted by trailrunner on Feb 28, 10 at 8:39pm

    Jeez, if you break your arm from falling in the shower you should probably be drinking something with calcium in it instead of beer.

  • 65 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 9:22am

    7:45 LOL.

  • 55 62
    Submitted by bagobuilder on Sep 30, 10 at 10:09pm

    Right now any kind of sex would be good.

  • 71 96
    Submitted by dglove on Mar 1, 10 at 12:31am

    concussion for me... I hear ya