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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 11:10pm

    Not only is this probably the best one i've read, furthermore... the irony that she used the word 'dumped' and broke up with him in a text.... after scooping the poop out of the bidet. Epic.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 11:12pm

    um im pretty sure she was too pissed at me to throw in a clever pun like that haha

  • 75 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 11:22pm

    it was a once in a lifetime opportunity what can i say haha i had to take it

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 11:22pm

    the only thing that would make this funnier is if it were sent from a guy to a girl.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 11:32pm

    girls dont poop 1122

  • 61 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 6:51pm

    ha ha fuck yes 12:22. but this site is why i've been performing poorly at work the past week

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 11:59pm

    i don't understand how no one has asked this question: Why does your DAD have a bidet?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 11:11pm

    No pun intended, (905)?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 5:35pm

    12:22 thats exactly what i'm doing now, wasting time at work

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 10:32am

    YOU CAN'T TEXT MESSAGE BREAK UP!

  • 55 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 11:21pm

    I hope it was a solid shit..

  • 52 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 12:21am

    1214 no of course not. that just takes too long

  • 57 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 1:50am

    HAHHAHAHAH anyone who has a bidet deserves it. just my two cents.

  • 48 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:02pm

    oops I meant isnt a guy. lol

  • 51 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 1:10pm

    did the bidet have a air dryer.. cuz then the poop would have crusted.

  • 49 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 7:21am

    you'd have to be pretty wasted to mistake a bidet for a toilet. and have no senseof smell to realise something want right afterwards.

  • 49 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 11:13pm

    11:12 #2 that was you lololololol nice

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 11:09pm

    hahahahah you're not SUPPOSE to poop in it

  • 52 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 11:07pm

    OH that thing. how do you poop in that...?

  • 45 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:02pm

    who says this ISNT a girl?

  • 39 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 12:21am

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh god. fail on the op's significant other's part. oh god.

  • 47 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 11:02pm

    HAHAHAHAHA drunk much??

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 1:20am

    DUMPED FOR TAKING A DUMP LOL

  • 49 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 11:07pm

    btw your dumped...haahhahahahahha

  • 45 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 9:05pm

    Hell yes this shit keeps me occupied at work cuz my work blocks facebook :P high school kids... back to fmylife with you!

  • 55 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 12:22pm

    are you all honestly in high school? this site hit high schools or middle schools? seems like that. who asks what a bidet is. go back to class little ones. this is for people who have to waste time at work

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 11:38pm

    If she types like that, dude, you're better off without her.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 11:07pm

    the thing that shoots water up your bum after you poop.... google it lol

  • 36 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 2:12am

    Pun intended?hahaha

  • 39 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 8:58pm

    That's some funny shit

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 12:23am

    @11:22 that's what I thought it was when I first read it lol

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 12:10am

    11:59 - a lot of people in france use them (they are a french thing oddly enough :P) both men and women.... maybe her dad is french?? or likes his ass to be clean??

  • 37 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 11:08pm

    um you sit on it and push.......

  • 31 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 12:14am

    Does no one ever talk on the phone these days?

  • 35 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 11:10pm

    See Henry Miller's Tropic of Cancer. Who shit in the bidet? Read the book!