Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
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and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
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I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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