Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
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