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  • 64 34
    Submitted by bootyshortzzzz on Oct 16, 12 at 9:59am

    BITCH YOU THE BEEF IN MY PASTA

  • 59 40
    Submitted by maximumbob on Oct 16, 12 at 2:27pm

    Sounds romantic to me...

  • 42 26
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Oct 16, 12 at 7:43pm

    ..sooooooo you're salt and MSG?

  • 38 32
    Submitted by kwdizz on Oct 16, 12 at 11:10am

    You are the sour in my kraut?

  • 38 35
    Submitted by porksword on Oct 16, 12 at 11:32am

    Chicken?

  • 34 32
    Submitted by R_Shackleford on Oct 19, 12 at 3:06am

    If she is between 18 and 23, not a big deal, ramen is acceptable in the college years. If she is younger or older she is way too poor to be sleeping with, you made the right call trying to bail.

  • 33 32
    Submitted by joshua_valentine on Oct 16, 12 at 1:13pm

    Shrimp-Cock flavored?

  • 28 28
    Submitted by Pronfairy on Oct 16, 12 at 8:19pm

    Run before she eats you!