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  • 24 12
    Submitted by bootyshortzzzz on Oct 16, 12 at 9:59am
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    BITCH YOU THE BEEF IN MY PASTA

  • 17 6
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Oct 16, 12 at 7:43pm
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    ..sooooooo you're salt and MSG?

  • 17 10
    Submitted by porksword on Oct 16, 12 at 11:32am
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    Chicken?

  • 15 14
    Submitted by maximumbob on Oct 16, 12 at 2:27pm
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    Sounds romantic to me...

  • 11 8
    Submitted by joshua_valentine on Oct 16, 12 at 1:13pm
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    Shrimp-Cock flavored?

  • 11 8
    Submitted by kwdizz on Oct 16, 12 at 11:10am
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    You are the sour in my kraut?

  • 8 6
    Submitted by Pronfairy on Oct 16, 12 at 8:19pm
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    Run before she eats you!

  • 5 6
    Submitted by R_Shackleford on Oct 19, 12 at 3:06am
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    If she is between 18 and 23, not a big deal, ramen is acceptable in the college years. If she is younger or older she is way too poor to be sleeping with, you made the right call trying to bail.