There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
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its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
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He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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