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  • 99 47
    Submitted by canonymous on Sep 4, 10 at 10:29am
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    dude,no further details about how you gonna make your room mate a homo.

  • 83 52
    Submitted by samway on Sep 4, 10 at 12:00pm
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    Thats not how make him fall in love with you, but giving a great blow job is a great way to keep a man (thats your hopefully already in a relationship with) faithful!

  • 83 52
    Submitted by EvolvedGear on Sep 4, 10 at 10:24am
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    Good girl. You'll go far in life.

  • 85 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 10 at 11:49am
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    Make him a sandwich after.

  • 93 76
    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Sep 4, 10 at 10:44am
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    Rule: Love must be pure and true from a solid base. Not from multiple desprete attempts at falsifying an already complicated emotion.

  • 76 56
    Submitted by preciseprecision on Sep 4, 10 at 11:18am
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    Oh, about that...blowjobs =/= love. sorry.

  • 57 33
    Submitted by Veritass on Sep 5, 10 at 12:31am
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    I'm not sure how that technique will work for you, but he's going to love it.

  • 68 55
    Submitted by rustybucket on Sep 4, 10 at 11:51am
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    The path to winning a mans heart, start through his zipper

  • 63 54
    Submitted by johnnyawesome on Sep 5, 10 at 4:42am
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    keep it classy san antonio!

  • 59 47
    Submitted by Sher_69 on Sep 4, 10 at 1:09pm
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    That DOESN'T work! Move on to someone who actually cares.

  • 56 48
    Submitted by rexygirl10 on Sep 5, 10 at 3:56am
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    My sister has a (210) area code.... Im going to guess this is her.

  • 50 39
    Submitted by canipe2006 on Sep 5, 10 at 5:51am
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    You do it girl

  • 56 57
    Submitted by imdown on Sep 4, 10 at 6:37pm
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    Yeah, Doesn't work :(

  • 49 44
    Submitted by archer79 on Sep 5, 10 at 2:40am
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    Yeah, guys can't sense a desperate clinger or anything...if you can't keep the man with your personality then you're just a fluffer

  • 48 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 10 at 10:17pm
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    Love at first sight, er, I mean jizz

  • 47 46
    Submitted by honeybunn on Sep 4, 10 at 1:01pm
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    Does a grilled cheese count as a sandwich, 11:49?

  • 43 39
    Submitted by shelbyelizabeth on Sep 5, 10 at 4:00am
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    It doesn't work, I've tried.

  • 46 45
    Submitted by BIG_PELOTAS on Sep 4, 10 at 4:02pm
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    That's wut superhead tried doing.

  • 48 51
    Submitted by niceman on Sep 7, 10 at 3:10pm
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    Hillary, you try that if you want, but Barack is still not going to replace Biden with you in 2012.

  • 41 46
    Submitted by specialfriedrice on Sep 5, 10 at 1:59am
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    give him blow jobs while making him sandwiches. thatll make him fall in love.

  • 34 34
    Submitted by imaslut69 on Mar 26, 11 at 6:32pm
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    doesn't work . no matter how good you can suck dick . or how often you suck it .

  • 37 45
    Submitted by jayjayde on Sep 4, 10 at 3:18pm
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    :( this doesn't work

  • 37 51
    Submitted by everforsaken on Sep 6, 10 at 11:42pm
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    I fucking hate my generation.