Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
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Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
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Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I'm having to shit out rocks
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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