Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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