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  • Submitted by deee on Oct 4, 11 at 4:06pm

    if you gotta finger her through her window " SHE'S TOO YOUNG FOR YOU BRO"

  • Submitted by porksword on Oct 4, 11 at 2:45pm

    ...because she was working the drive-thru at McDonalds.

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    Submitted by ColinD1 on Oct 4, 11 at 4:07pm

    She might have well put her ass to the window so you could get some for real, when are these 16 year olds gonna learn?

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    Submitted by HollaAlana on Oct 4, 11 at 2:45pm

    How old are you? Lol

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    Submitted by flymeguy on Oct 4, 11 at 3:56pm

    Happens in prison all the time.

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    Submitted by peachpie88 on Oct 4, 11 at 9:43pm

    No...It was at Burger King...But, she had it her way!

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    Submitted by pinky22 on Oct 4, 11 at 6:50pm

    Let me just say this. This is fucking stupid.

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    Submitted by dTorMor on Oct 5, 11 at 4:36pm

    I'm sure her parents appreciate you respecting her curfew...

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    Submitted by firsts_r_douches on Oct 4, 11 at 4:04pm

    If she can make "that" available through the window she could just as well crawl out at that point and make it a little more comfortable.

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    Submitted by pinup89 on Oct 4, 11 at 7:44pm

    What a gentleman :)

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    Submitted by CaptAmazing on Oct 5, 11 at 8:23am

    hide your wife, hide your kids!

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    Submitted by Nero905 on Oct 5, 11 at 2:23am

    Dedication.

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    Submitted by daisy_dukeluke on Oct 4, 11 at 8:34pm

    I agree that the person is either too young or otherwise attached (think married).

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    Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 5, 11 at 7:43am

    Hmm, there is a text that is floating through the texts that are up for moderation that says something like "I had to jack him off through the window because he couldn't leave." Only reason I can think of for this is: A. Children, B. Someone on house arrest with bars on their windows. Or C. its fake. D. One of them was fulfilling a odd sexual fantasy. I'm going with C. Either way this isn't entertaining, if you can get your hand in there then you can climb through the window and do it

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    Submitted by chark_week_187 on Oct 6, 11 at 3:16pm

    Well GA PEACH. you are stupid. first of all can you pick a fruitier name? Second the fact that you have an account on here and actually take it serious is sad.I seriously made one because it wouldn't let me comment without one. Third it's pretty fucking funny! Go choke on a dick...through a window

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    Submitted by tlovell on Oct 6, 11 at 2:02pm

    Must of made it awkward for everybody else in the classroom

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    Submitted by thisbeach on Oct 5, 11 at 9:11pm

    @deee hahahaha SO true, what I was thinking!

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    Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Oct 5, 11 at 7:00am

    Male or female, you are a champion.

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    Submitted by jcbaby24 on Oct 4, 11 at 2:31pm

    This has happened to me before. Still grounded