dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
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Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
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The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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