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  • 92 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:24pm

    Come on. 5:54 has never been laid.

  • 92 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:32pm

    What is the difference between hating and degrading? Hitting someone after sex, spitting on them, spewing your nasty possibly STD-ridden goo all over them? You cannot tell me you actually LIKE the people you do this to. If you truly liked them or respected the gender at all, you would never do these things.

  • 81 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:41pm

    1129 the difference is that smart guys don't marry whores. Wasn't that the whole theme of the thread? And if they do them they ducked themselves. Plus most guys have something going for them if they are engaged so I'm pretty sure it wouldn't me too hard to upgrade

  • 76 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:25pm

    Hypothetical have an average guy approach 10 girls and ask for sex and maybe 1 or 2 say yes.....turn the table and there is your answer to why there is a double standard

  • 73 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:33pm

    6:26: I guarantee I'd be fucking 100% of my office right now if I wanted to, and I do have the choice. It's called being a hot female.

  • 75 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:19pm

    Wait wait wait 5:54, did you just say a girl is meaningless and pathetic because she's sleeping with you??? Holy shit you just pwned yourself.

  • 65 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:59pm

    you are my hero sir....my hero

  • 84 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:12pm

    5:54 you're a fucking idiot. ask the girl you marry if she ever did anything "disrespectful" to herself. if she says no, she's lying. women are people, not just girls waiting to either be houdinied or married. and fucking around isn't natural for a guy but disrespectful for a girl. this isn't fucking afghanistan.

  • 74 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 9:20pm

    Good job.

  • 74 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 10:46am

    These girls ask for it, from what I can tell from the rest of TFLN - girls like to blackout

  • 64 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:29pm

    Actually I have slept with over 150 women.....sorry juniors get to my level

  • 66 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 5:08pm

    5:06 takes the cake!

  • 76 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 5:03pm

    I truly hope none of you actually believe this stuff happens in real life. Sad little twerps make up these cutesy "moves" while their at home NOT getting laid. Nothing says insecurity issues like exacting make-believe vengeance on all the girls who have rejected you. Sad.

  • 81 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 3:23am

    Bitchbitchbitchbitch

  • 66 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:09pm

    3:57- 3:50here...if you passed sexmannors 101 with flying colors, I'd say...YES.

  • 65 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:57pm

    See... Glad you agree with me 3:50.... should we practice our sex manners together? I passed 101 with flying colors :)

  • 66 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:43pm

    do you fuck in silence or something? rolling off a rubber isn't loud. jesus

  • 76 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:23pm

    6:12 You created the double standard when you expect men to treat you like Princesses and treat you as equals...no guy wants to marry a girl that just passed the pussy out? Girls on the otherhand find that a turn on because if that many girls wanted to fuck him he must be amazing at something...Same reason girls are attracted to attached guys. We all know it is easier for a guy to pick up a girl when in a relationship then single...

  • 65 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 8:55pm

    Wow. I'm so glad I've only slept with guys who weren't total douche bags.

  • 76 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 3:05am

    Houdini all the bitches you can. That's all girls r good 4

  • 67 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:26pm

    6:25 Guarantee 8+ I would be fucking half of my office now if I had the choice.

  • 71 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:47pm

    All fun and games until she likes the friends dick better.

  • 62 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 9:33am

    I think its funny that some of the the women who are talking about how bad this is think the punishment for such a crime is cutting off a man's pee pee. Yet we're the crazy ones.

  • 66 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:14pm

    Nice double standard boys, you can treat your body like a toxic waste site and that's okay but you think you have the right to do disgusting things to them because you think they treat their bodies like an amusement park. Hopefully when it's all said and done they take a nice steaming dump in your snoring mouth while you're sleeping. What fun then!

  • 60 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:38pm

    2:16pm thats the REAL houdini!

  • 66 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:20pm

    2:16 that's a room with a view Houdini is spitting on her when fucking her from behind and when she turns over you bust in her eye

  • 62 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:11pm

    1008 then you are not a whore and if you read I have never strayed from the point that I treat girls the way they act. If they you can't expect somebody to treat you better than you treat yourself. True? And side note I obviously have something going for me if I have been as successful as I have been... Not to mention I am engaged to an amazing woman. Sorry I just don't respect whores

  • 68 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:30pm

    SO staying a virgin.

  • 70 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:30pm

    6:23, how old are you? grown women are attracted to neither men who sleep around nor men in relationships. You sound inexperienced.

  • 60 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:26pm

    meant 2:16=david copperfield

  • 72 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 5:04pm

    That's okay 4:41 your lack of respect/self-respect makes you stand out like a sore thumb. Those of us with brains learned to avoid your type a long time ago in favor of real men. Have fun with all your skanks because sadly that's all you're ever going to get.

  • 60 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:46am

    248 youre a waste of life and disgrace to all women

  • 61 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 5:45pm

    Maybe you women should screen more selectively who you spread your legs too...make sense?

  • 65 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:26pm

    3:50 (first) - that is so fucking sick I can't even stand it.

  • 62 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 3:55am

    9:08, True, but I'm pretty sure that this guy wasn't into "sexual exploration" and S&M. He just wanted to bust on her face so he could tell the rest of his douchebag friends. And honestly, you sound like more of a feminist with your "I like it so it must be o.k." attitude.

  • 58 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:42am

    Anyone try the "Gorilla mask" or "the beached seagull"? Gorilla mask= like spiderman, but after you throw cum, you throw a clump of hair on it. Beached seagull= fucking on the beach, pull out and dip in sand, and put it back in... LOL! :o)

  • 55 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:37pm

    having gotten cumed on my back a lot i can say for sure it sort of HAS to be wiped off before rolling over. the best you would get otherwise would be a head turned partly toward you and then if you tried to blow your load in her face you probably would just jiz everywhere

  • 60 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:09pm

    HAHAHHAA HAHAHHAHA (If i am thinking of what "houdini" its talking about)

  • 69 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 5:26pm

    I thought a Houdini was where you did it against a window, pulled out, someone else went in, and you wave at her through the window.

  • 54 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 7:57pm

    505 you liken guys that treat whores like whores to Hitler and kidnappers yet they are the ones that need to grow up? Maybe you should to the same

  • 62 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:06pm

    that's fantastic! Anybody ever pulled off the ''Superman''? That one's pretty damn funny

  • 57 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 5:10pm

    4:41 has never cum on anyone in his life. Except himself.

  • 56 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:40pm

    2:33/2:36=retard......................you can still pull off the condom and blow it in her face...........moron.................try thinking like a guy for once.................it's fun and exciting

  • 67 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:42pm

    6:23 are you saying the difference between treating a girl as an equal or as a princess is not tricking her into getting cum on her face? because when most girls say they want to be treated as an equal, i don't think they mean let me think you came so you can actually cum on my face after i just had sex with you.

  • 54 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 5:29pm

    I want to hear from more girls, what do you do when you have cum on your back?

  • 64 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:33pm

    i still would like a respond to, why would you want to do that to a girl?

  • 66 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:15pm

    Dude, look at where you are choosing to fight....find a different soapbox and enjoy it here for what it really is.... a bunch of people trading one liners...cmon.

  • 60 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:50pm

    People need to consult Urban Dictionary more often. Getting their Houdini's and their Copperfields all fucked up. Next thing ya know they're gonna be doing Sigfired and Roys!

  • 60 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:01pm

    Give her the "chocolate nickel"...its where you sit on her face and push out enough shit to make a nickel sized shit stain and then you suck it back up....don't push it out too far cause then you're just shitting on her face and, let's face it, that's just plain rude

  • 55 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 3:16pm

    9.08...i dont mind giving a facial. phone number?

  • 63 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:21pm

    5:54 you must be a terrible lay! lol

  • 58 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:09pm

    If it's your nature to be a slutty manwhore, you deserve the same degrading treatment.

  • 58 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 5:07pm

    Seriously, it says a lot about you that only girls who would let such things happen to themselves would fuck you. Clearly said poor girl has no standards, including not having standards about fucking people like you guys.

  • 57 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:20pm

    that one is priceless

  • 62 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:48pm

    Why would you want to do that to a girl? One because it's funny. Two cause it's hilarious and C, to get it on textsfromlast night. Oh and I'm a girl and I still think it's hilarious.

  • 61 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 20, 10 at 4:04am

    9:08, you just sound like a slut. Feminist pricks? Do you even know what feminism is? Not likely, so stfu.

  • 56 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:52am

    10:23 - I love it when you talk dirty. Wow you make me horny...

  • 56 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:57pm

    1023 you proved my point. I said that guys more often than their female counterpart would engage in the sexual activity. Girls don't for the reason you said integrity and self respect. This making the implication that those who do lack the aforementioned. My point exactly. So a female doing such gets treated with the lack of integrity and respect that she shows herself. Glad we agree. And the work setting was simply an analogy replace with bar or other avenue if you so choose

  • 57 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:32pm

    Urban Dictionary: As a man reaches climax whilst in the "doggie style" position, the man pulls out and spits on their partner's back, fooling them into thinking that he has ejaculated, however, when their partner turns around, the man lets loose his baby yoghurt in his partner's face.

  • 63 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:46pm

    i dont fuck in silence but when his dick is pulled out of me im not still screaming. and i know its not LOUD but i can hear it, the guy is right fucking next to me.

  • 68 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:25pm

    The butt-hurt bitches on here who claim to degrade women have issues... most likely a recent heart break where their girl left them for something better.

  • 54 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:59pm

    i once get it in my eye and it looked like i had pink eye... funny as hell tho it was like slow motion

  • 54 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:55pm

    well, im one of the few that still use a condom but if we dont, i would never immediately turn around i would wait until he cleans me off.

  • 54 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:29pm

    amazing how you all get girls

  • 63 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:04pm

    aka fucking a girl doggy style, having a friend take his place, and then wave to the girl from outside the house through a window.

  • 58 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 8:03pm

    235 & 238 you treat people in the manner they act. I assume if they parade around acting trashy and slutty than that is the way the expect to be treated. Once again if you don't like it then stop being that way. If you don't show yourself respect why should I. Respect is earned not given away. I don't feel sorry for a girl getting treated like shit if she is giving her body away and asking for it

  • 51 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:26pm

    someone get it right.

  • 56 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:08pm

    8:48... because I only have sex people with whom I am in a LTR, without exception. Needless to say, you're not of that calibre. Good lucking fucking your way towards a self esteem.

  • 59 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 5:48pm

    The kind of guy that posts about this sick shit on anonymous websites (cuz we know they ain't doin it in real life, let's be real) are not exactly relationship material. Anyone who'd do something like that knows they have nothing to offer as a human being. Those who are frightened, attack.

  • 51 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:35pm

    2:45... bet you don't get laid alot

  • 53 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 11:31am

    4:42 The best part about the beached seagull is after you are done and she is pissed you can ask, "Is there sand in your vagina or something?" and she can actually say yes...

  • 61 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:24am

    Too many words, loud noises!!!

  • 50 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:37pm

    Girls should have a fun trick to where if any of these things happen then bite off the guy's balls.

  • 56 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 9:08pm

    Uhhhhhhhh yeah, just for reference, I happen to be a woman who enjoys getting facials--it IS possible. It plays on the idea of dominance and submission--a little S&M for you. Ladies, stop trying to be feminist pricks. It's not attractive, and it makes people want to bash your face in with a frying pan.

  • 64 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:00pm

    6:33 then why aren't you? If your so hot there wouldn't be a question

  • 58 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:50pm

    My boyfriend always rubs it into my skin, which leads to a back massage.

  • 52 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:45pm

    2:44..........PRUDE!

  • 48 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:12pm

    2:44 AWESOME.. and i agree.. it's all fun and games until someone loses dick function for a week or 2...

  • 65 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:17pm

    642 there are different ways in which respect or lack there of can be shown. Jizzing on someones face is an egregious one. Verbally asserting dominance, utter lack of caring for ones opinion and self esteem is another. This all starts with girls treating themselves with respect

  • 55 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:41pm

    4:32 you dont have to worry about this, as I am sure it will be next to impossible for you to get someone to fuck you with someone else's dick let alone their own. Enjoy your pitiful existence but you are right, Ladies, if we cum on your face, we dont respect you

  • 52 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:50pm

    3:48- girlie chiming here, and you are right on... there will be wiping, before just turning over...it is sex mannors 101

  • 52 63
    Submitted by Naim on Oct 25, 10 at 6:40pm

    That's fucked up man, funny that she couldn't tell the difference between ur tiny cock and ur friends, but fucked up.

  • 54 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:18pm

    11:31... Hahahahahaha!!!!! I LOVE TGE BEACHED SEAGULL!

  • 54 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:29pm

    11:21 totally agree...to all the "men" on this site who think its up to them to punish girls for being slutty when they are just as bad, if not worse...i hope you all marry beautiful girls who don't put out for you til like the 10nth date and them catch them fucking somebody in your bed while your kid's asleep in the nursery. sexist fucks

  • 56 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:14pm

    By the way...flirting=cheating? You are my hell.

  • 55 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 5:47pm

    For some reason it wont let me post the name for it so I will describe it and you'll can try and right the name...when getting head and about to cum, you pull the broad's head down and the cum shoots out of her nose

  • 47 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:25pm

    2:21=houdini 2:23=david copperfield

  • 53 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:16pm

    im calling bullshit until i see a video of it if the texter is talking about the actual houdini. aka fucking a girl doggy style, having a friend take his place, and then wave to the girl from outside the house through a window.

  • 56 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:44pm

    I'm a pretty open minded girl, but if any guy tried to surprise pull any of the aforementioned crap on me, i'd kick his balls so hard he wouldn't be having sex for a while

  • 58 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:33pm

    2:29 HAHAHAHAHAHA Frosty Walrus..............i had to urban dictionary that one

  • 51 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 8:06pm

    if Im wearing a police uniform and you run up to me and ask for my help because you just got mugged I can't be pissed that you treated me like what I was portraying. Same goes true for girls dressing and acting like whores. Don't wear the uniform if you don't want the image

  • 57 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 9:14am

    The misogyny displayed on this site so frequently is unbelievably disturbing. I hope any of you pricks who think this is funny or appropriate in any situation find yourselves "Bobbitt-ed"

  • 51 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:15am

    wobbly H is whats good though.. good job on the houdini.

  • 48 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:36am

    hey 11:38 im definitely a guy. i just happen to be a guy who hasn't jumped on board the 'treat-people-you-think-are-less-than-you-like-shit" train. I don't know where you're from, but I was raised under the idea of treating women with respect.

  • 53 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:17pm

    oh my god, why would anyone want to do that to a girl?

  • 45 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 8:35pm

    haha my friends and i talk about pulling this off all the time... so far unsuccessful to say the least.

  • 58 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:49pm

    lol 6:29. I wouldnt fuck you with Britney Spears' pussy! Way to let everyone know you're a piece of trash.

  • 53 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:29pm

    Pull out, spit on her back, when she turns around, FACIAL! ....I miss college. I never did cross off the "frost walrus"

  • 49 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 5:38pm

    5:06... I love it! "The Bobbit." I hope I'm never in a situation where I'll be tempted to use it, but if I am, now I know what to call it.

  • 48 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 5:24pm

    the problem is that girls treat themselves like walking cum dumpsters. You don't do this to a girl you respect, but a girl like so many of you have proudly exclaimed " I fuck a lot of..or I need help keeping my pants on" you fucking deserve it. I treat you how you act and if you act like a tramp I will treat you like one...

  • 51 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:18pm

    9:33 hahaha exactly. They shouldn't put themselves in position to be treated that way in the first place

  • 49 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:38pm

    SO agree w/ 3:30...but also w/ 3:00...i mean hey, if she treats her body like an amusement park, you should enjoy the ride whatever way u can.

  • 46 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:05pm

    2:46 rules this thread

  • 47 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:21pm

    wow. ok, several things up with this thread. first off, people should really know when people are talking tongue in cheek half the people on here are either obviously kidding, or lying. 2nd off, way to take shit to a new low. you define the term "asshat" if you seriously pull some of this shit off. Really? it's up to you to judge if a girl's treating herself with respect or not? and its up to you to put her in her place if she is? you better hope that girl don't have friends bigger than you are

  • 41 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:56pm

    ive never gotten it on my back. ive gotten it on my face, stomach, and tits. when me and my bf are in doggy, he just cums in me.

  • 44 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:48pm

    Ok... Here is my problem... I blow my load on a chicks back... she better not turn around and get that shit on my sheets.... every girl I've ever dropped my million children on has stayed in that position until I get a towel and wipe off their back. Why would they turn around for you to blow it in their face? Sounds like fiction to me! Girls ... chime in here... what do you do when you have a wod of nut chowder on your back?

  • 48 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:00pm

    Hahaha I know someone is going to ask so the Spiderman is where you cum in your hand and whip it at her spiderman style. You could always pull a strawberry shortcake, too... cum in her face then punch her in the nose. god...why do I know so many of these when I'm a girl. i need to get more female friends

  • 54 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:52pm

    I know The Window Watcher (or the Peeping Tom) as the switch places one....the McHappy Meal as the spit on the back and then blast it in her face....legend has it that the look on her face resembles that of a child that just discovered the toy in their happy meal. Wait until you pull of the Spiderman;)

  • 45 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 6:19am

    Your a homosexual, you successfully pulled a penis suck tonight.

  • 53 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:29pm

    2:20/2:21are correct

  • 48 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:42pm

    the girls that get subjected to this must be retarded and now i understand why you would want to degrade her. who wouldn't hear a condom being peeled off some douche bags dick.

  • 47 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:05am

    3:16, depends how old you are and how far away from me you are. And guys, I was just trying to make the point that it's okay to give a girl a facial if she consents to it, as with anything else, which SOME people seem to disagree with. Let people do what they want.

  • 43 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 8:48pm

    6:49 considering this is an anonymous forum how would you know you already haven't. I always get what I want. Obviously.... You'd be lucky to hold my jock

  • 39 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:36pm

    2:50.. get a life and raise your standards

  • 51 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:13pm

    if you meant the houdini with the switching with a friend you are my hero. Is it everything i've dreamt?

  • 49 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 5:54pm

    Any girl that puts herself in position to be treated like that isnt marriage material. that is the point. You show the girl how meaningless and pathetic she is, by the way she treats herself. Guys can fuck randomly just to get a nut..it's in our nature and when girls act so disrespectfully to themselves we show them.....

  • 46 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:34pm

    no houdini is when you switch places

  • 41 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 8:18pm

    Wow, so a guy wants to blow his load on a girl, and now he's Hitler? 5:05 needs to get some perspective...

  • 41 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:33am

    I'm a personal fan of "the marlin". I've been the person taking the picture once but I'll be the first to say I wouldn't have the balls to pull it off.

  • 44 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:55pm

    ok for the david copperfield wouldnt the girl feel that the dicks are a different size.. or does she know that they are swithing?

  • 48 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:58pm

    I've heard of the Houdini...but I'd definitely more impressed if a guy pulled off a David Copperfield! Definitely would be one to bring home to mom and dad...

  • 44 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:34pm

    The most important part is yelling "Taaah Daaaah!!!!" after you have done the act.

  • 47 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:16pm

    sorry but what's a houdini?

  • 40 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 9:00am

    What about the girl that asks you to cum on her face? I've been asked several times to do that. Turned them on.... is that disrespect?

  • 50 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:21pm

    no..........the houdini is when you are fucking a girl from behind, then you act like you are cuming, and when she turns around, you cum in her face, and say TADA!