No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
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Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
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I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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