you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
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Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
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I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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