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  • Submitted by Jharder on Nov 14, 10 at 2:06pm

    Ok, let's just TRANSLATE this a bit because the person is clearly INTOXICATED! I mean come on dude the grammar nazis and trolls and the anal retentive realists on this site are killing the fun. The person means that they will own the PRODUCT not just one but the whole XXL CHALUPA copyright or whatever and will get to eat them ENDLESSLY BECAUSE HE WILL BE THE CEO, FUCK OFF WITH YOUR IGNORANCE AND LACK OF A SENSE OF HUMOR, THANK YOU :)

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      Submitted by said8ED on Nov 14, 10 at 4:16pm

      I though that the text was funny; your lack of punctuation was not. :D

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        Submitted by DrunkenDriver on Nov 15, 10 at 6:42am

        i like to party.

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        Submitted by Adrammelech on Nov 16, 10 at 1:10am

        fuck punctuation its the internet (no punctuation)

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          Submitted by said8ED on Nov 16, 10 at 4:27am

          You used parentheses. You're busted. I'm drunk.

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    Submitted by katelyyn on Nov 14, 10 at 11:31am

    @cakersina stop trying to ruin a brilliant plan.

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    Submitted by caliBarbie on Nov 14, 10 at 3:39pm

    Wow bunch of losers who gives a shit if they didnt spell correctly. who watches their spelling when their drunk texting? none the less just texting in general.

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      Submitted by Adrammelech on Nov 16, 10 at 1:12am

      seriously, it makes it funnier to read.

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    Submitted by badahboom on Nov 14, 10 at 1:49pm

    Does anyone else just love this? \nHahahaa clearly he was too fucked up to differentiate between "cell" and "sell", and personally, I feel like it just makes it that much better.

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    Submitted by cakersina on Nov 14, 10 at 11:27am

    Wow ... Uhm news flash, taco bell is cheap so uh just go buy one.

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      Submitted by said8ED on Nov 14, 10 at 4:18pm

      durrr........

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      Submitted by ttesroD on Nov 15, 10 at 7:19am

      Guessing you're a blonde, live in California, and say "like" a lot. Oh, and you have a spray tan and daddy buys you shiny stuff if you whine about it.

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        Submitted by Adrammelech on Nov 16, 10 at 1:13am

        cool story bro. like a gilmore girl.... lol. It would be fun to own a taco bell chain. ...and have an oak desk.

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    Submitted by Manupbeotch on Nov 14, 10 at 3:47pm

    How fucked up do you have to be to say "cell" rather than "sell?" Apparently, as fucked up as this guy.

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    Submitted by jessicac9165 on Nov 14, 10 at 12:48pm

    sounds like someone was watching scarface and eating some crap food.

  • Submitted by mmmboy_80085 on Nov 14, 10 at 12:21pm

    I'm mad they used "cell" instead of "sell"

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    Submitted by lostchick108 on Oct 22, 11 at 12:02pm

    I wanna be where this person is. It sounds like a fun place. Tacos ftw. x]

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    Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Nov 14, 10 at 12:59pm

    This was horribly unfunny and nothing should be passed that spells "sell" as "cell". Clearly written by a 10 year old.

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      Submitted by erk123 on Nov 15, 10 at 12:50am

      relax RAAAAAAAANDY dont be such a FAAAAAAAAG.

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        Submitted by said8ED on Nov 15, 10 at 3:32am

        Hahaha, BUUUUUUUURN!

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      Submitted by Adrammelech on Nov 16, 10 at 1:15am

      grammer nazi. seig heil. The entire point of the text was to convey "being wasted". You fail at life.