I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
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I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
then he tried to convert me to islam
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
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I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
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