Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
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Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
You are the jesus of drinking
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If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Randomize