can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
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Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
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I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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