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  • 80 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 1:56pm

    Sooo not true, I just think mayo is nasty. On the other hand, jizz is pretty yummy :)

  • 65 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:08pm

    Mayo sucks... My only bad encounter was eating a whole jar that was warm and left open all day... Never can eat that stuff again Who the he'll thinks they can get insight about what girls think just from reading this made up shit?

  • 51 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:00pm

    Hmm. Well, that would certainly explain my ex-boyfriend's hatred of mayonnaise.

  • 56 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:15pm

    Look at coleslaw dressing. Better fake jizz than mayo

  • 56 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 1:53pm

    someone jacked off in the mayo

  • 57 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:41pm

    2:30....hurry run out and suck a dick. Make sure you swollow.

  • 53 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 5:21pm

    it should, bukakke party rules: no alcohol 3-4 days and lots of fruit = bigger better loads

  • 59 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:16pm

    Girls talk so much! Equally if not more often and more detailed than guys! At least that's how it's been for me.

  • 51 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:37pm

    2:32, you're being too kind. jizz is like hot rancid milk.

  • 51 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:47pm

    Mayo and jizz are nowhere near the same consistency, you fucking virgin.

  • 36 38
    Submitted by makayyy on Jul 27, 11 at 12:00pm

    I've hated mayo since I was little

  • 54 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 11:39pm

    a text straight from the mind of a 12 year old virgin.

  • 43 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:44pm

    Get your mind out of the gutter

  • 46 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 1:57pm

    Ew. Another reason to hate mayo. I'm not vegan but I love vegenaise. (It's like mayo but without the failness.)

  • 49 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 7:03pm

    I still enjoy mayonaise.

  • 40 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 8:36pm

    Mayo is the devils jizz

  • 38 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:12pm

    i meant insights about what girls think about guys, how they taste.

  • 43 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 4:54pm

    I don't care if you're a raw fruit vegan, it doesn't change the taste of your jizz enough to convince me to swallow.

  • 45 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:33pm

    I say jizz is not that bad... Of course I don't savor it like wine, but I have given enough blow jobs in my life to be able to have an opinion. Oh, and I like mayo.

  • 41 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 1:20am

    You can eat pineapple to make your cum taste good. Plus, you can put the pineapple up your whore's ass if she doesn't obey and swallows.

  • 46 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 7:01pm

    unless a guy wants to snowball afterwards, no swallowing. no way.

  • 39 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:46pm

    It has the texture of warm snot, but snot kind of tastes sweet, from what I can tell when I had a really bad cold. Cum makes my mouth pucker. It is more like rancid milk. With lemon extract.

  • 46 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 1:16am

    I'm 13 and I'm fucking myself with a crucifix.

  • 49 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 11:34pm

    116.... I didn't think whores were that young

  • 53 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:24pm

    for all you that don't like the taste your blowing the wrong guys. Have them eat pinapple earlier in the day. Damn you inexperienced asses.

  • 46 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:41pm

    2:40, maybe you just found the needle in the haystack that doesn't make you gag on the taste. jizz is a foul substance. it's salty and sour and thick and warm.

  • 44 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:08pm

    Jizz is always nasty, and a lot of people still like mayo.

  • 46 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:06pm

    1:59, i know something worse you can put in your mouth

  • 40 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 1:59pm

    mayo was made by the devil..ugh it is the worst thing in the world you could put in your mouth.

  • 24 29
    Submitted by bigwhiteguy91 on Sep 15, 11 at 1:32pm

    Or it could be that mayo is fucking terrible... Yep that's it

  • 47 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 5:03pm

    have had one bad encounter... but not another since... still hate mayo

  • 49 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 4:05pm

    TOTALLY NOT TRUE! I just hate the taste of mayo.

  • 42 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 2:59pm

    unless i am repressing a horrible memory from my childhood, this isn't true. i've hated mayo my whole life.

  • 49 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:41pm

    warm snot. hahahahaha. That's a good description.

  • 50 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:53pm

    TARA ARE YOU READING THIS..BAAAHAHAHAH

  • 39 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 8:33pm

    I'm a girl and I like both...

  • 44 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 9:46pm

    I would never ask a girl to swallow. No matter how good I thought I tasted there is still no way I would try it so why would I try and get her to. And 3:44 it's not really putting his head in the gutter if the girl above that was already talking about how she tickles her tonsils with every cock she can find.

  • 45 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 6:00pm

    Well, you're wrong.

  • 39 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 11:57pm

    What's the point of swallowing? You took him in your mouth and got him off anyway. It's not too much to let him finish on his stomach.

  • 45 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:51pm

    That's why I hate mayo... Or is mayo the reason I love cock?

  • 41 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 4:46pm

    So all non-white people have had a bad experience with jizz??

  • 40 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:01pm

    I fucking hate mayonnaise and mustard.

  • 28 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:34pm

    Mustard wins. Real mustard, not take yellow stuff.

  • 48 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:50pm

    girls don't talk about guys like we talk about them. i get alot of insights from here. i'm glad i will never know what jizz tastes like.

  • 40 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:15pm

    I don't get why people hate mayo. It's good on ham and bologna and cheeseburgers

  • 36 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 1:16am

    I'm 12 and I love cum.

  • 40 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:30pm

    Is that what JIZZ tastes like?

  • 37 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:24pm

    I have some jizz I'd like you to have a bad experience with

  • 26 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:39pm

    mayo is good, and it all depends on what the guy eats that makes the cum taste good or bad. but either way its not that bad and i always swallow.

  • 36 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 7:44pm

    I personally hate mayonnaise and love love LOVE to swallow cum. It's delicious! And I'm a girl.

  • 29 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 7:05am

    You all are stupid she means the similarity of mayo to nut ratards ....

  • 28 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:35pm

    I ate Mayo once on a hot day when I was younger, got sick. Never ate Mayo again, I hate it.