are you still at the devil's house?
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
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I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
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He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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