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  • 78 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 5:01pm

    Whiskey dick ... ruining nights since 1495.

  • 76 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 1:02am

    12:45 Underage boy alert

  • 74 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 3:41pm

    that's exactly what happened to me 2 days ago. what a pathetic excuse. why don't guys just tell the truth, we would understand

  • 77 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 6:41pm

    2:30 Actually, this is making fun of his own mental cowardice. The text implies before the no getting it up stage he wasn't interested in any part of an actual relationship. Now he's changed his tune, and the girls needs are apparently not being meet. It's not so much about how he can't get it up, but about not being man enough to take care of the girl anyway instead of going "its not all about sex"

  • 64 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 2:13pm

    when that happens to me (i'm the dude), i just say "nevermind. goodnight" hahaha - then if you still want it i'll f u in the morning. love ya, ladies

  • 63 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 11:37pm

    erectile disfunction = emotional attachment? That's fun. Not.

  • 61 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 7:51pm

    4:51 if she sucked at giving head he wouldn't have had to use the excuse of it being "not all about sex"

  • 69 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 1:22am

    12:07 Well honestly, we don't have enough information to make any kind of judgement about this text or any other text on this site. Context is everything.

  • 62 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 6:53pm

    What does being ugly have to do with getting laid? You don't need a face to get your dick wet.

  • 64 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 2:30pm

    but if he was an amputee it'd be fine? Only male physical attributes are allowed to be made fun of on this site?

  • 64 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 12:31am

    We need have a pointed discussion and get to the head of this issue, because some of you ladies need an earful. Dealing with erections is hard for guys. It doesn't take long growing up before you feel the rigid expectations of performing. I consider it a stroke of genius that any member of the male sex can handle this job, so firmly pitched onto our shoulders. Before you prematurely judge us, here's a tip - erect a new point of view for yourself and thrust these negative stereotypes out of your head.

  • 55 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 12:07am

    6:41, or her interpretation of the relationship was that it was all about sex. Are we sure he couldn't get it up, or perhaps he actually wanted a relationship. We really don't have enough information to judge him as a coward.

  • 47 40
    Submitted by monicaluv on Dec 25, 10 at 11:00pm

    Sounds like someone I know...

  • 59 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 9:27pm

    Oh 7:02 like it would matter to you!

  • 57 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 6:53pm

    A pretty face, rather.

  • 49 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 12:50am

    We need have a pointed discussion and get to the head of this issue, because some of you ladies need an earful. Dealing with erections is hard for guys. It doesn't take long growing up before you feel the rigid expectations of performing. I consider it a stroke of genius that any member of the male sex can handle this job, so firmly pitched onto our shoulders. Before you prematurely judge us, here's a tip - erect a new point of view for yourself and thrust these negative stereotypes out of your head.

  • 51 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 7:02pm

    True, 6:53. But it helps.

  • 52 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 2:52pm

    I couldn't get it up one time. It was the second time I was having sex with this one chick. Was fine every other time having sex with her. It was weird.

  • 48 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 10:38pm

    haaa, wow. what a loser/

  • 57 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 6:07pm

    5:58 Cause you couldn't just dump his sorry ass?

  • 52 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 12:28am

    The only time I couldn't get it up was at the end of a very long fuck session. You try cumming 6 or 7 times, and then get it up again!

  • 45 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 10:37am

    It's the woman's responsibility to keep a man hard.

  • 27 29
    Submitted by bamajuice on Nov 16, 11 at 10:34am

    It's you not him.

  • 43 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 12:45am

    11:52 why don't you just give yourself a thumbs up and stfu.

  • 51 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 5:58pm

    i BET this person is dating my ex!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he said i don't want our relationship to be about sex and he couldn't keep it up... ahh this is why cheating was invented for this very person.