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  • 48 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 7:54pm

    isn't that why got invented boobs? to catch all the liquor we spill?

  • 48 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 2:30pm

    Wow... I'm so sad and yet mildly amused that this was my exact same scenario like a week ago.

  • 39 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 8:07pm

    7:38 um, YOU'RE a whore

  • 32 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:49am

    i'll admit it! i'm a whore! and... let's be honest... i've never done a body shot... had alcohol dropped on my boobs... or dropped alcohol on my boobs myself. i've slept with 32 guys. just because a girl wakes up with alcohol on her boobs does not mean she's a whore. trust me. the signs are usually a slight bit more subtle

  • 27 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 9:18pm

    agree with 8:48 i'm a guy but its ok for me to sleep with a 100 girls and be called a king but if a girl does it they are called whores. double standards are wrong

  • 31 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 10:05pm

    You're all misogynistic assholes who are bitter about being online all the time and not getting laid. Watch some porn and open a book and maybe you won't be so sexually frustrated and STUPID.

  • 32 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 8:40pm

    8:07 nope not a whore, just someone who can spot an ass hole, and call him out on his shit...

  • 30 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 7:38pm

    7:03 ur an ass, and ur probably pissed cuz ur girl is whore...

  • 32 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 7:24pm

    Patron and boobs. some of my favorite things in life. ;op

  • 30 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:21am

    body shots don't make one a whore. and for anyone that has done body shots, they should know that sometimes, if you have someone who can't pour it right, the alcohol can go everywhere.

  • 31 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 9:23pm

    How about we all have a shot of tequila and stop calling someone you do not even know a whore. You can be an asshole with your friends, doing to someone you do not even know shows just how low class you really are. Salute!

  • 35 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 3:04am

    I arrived in America's airport with clothings, U.S dollars and a jar of gypsy tears to protect me from AIDS.

  • 30 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 10:49pm

    since when does patron stain?

  • 27 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 6:02pm

    Hey people can spill drinks on u, its not automatically whore activity to get it off

  • 29 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 8:01pm

    You know, 7:54, your "witty" little bit of misogyny would have been less stupid had you spelled GOD correctly.

  • 31 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:15am

    stacks on deck patron on ice

  • 26 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 9:38pm

    Amen to that, 9:23. Besides, I don't see how getting alcohol on one's body makes one a whore. Unless, perhaps, it was spilled whilst having sex for money, but there is nothing in the original text to indicate that.

  • 28 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 6:17pm

    Aww, what a waste. :(

  • 36 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:35am

    whores do body shots you bitch. all these chicks know they are whores.

  • 29 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:13am

    All yall are crazy for randomly assuming whore and body shot. The case was the dj climed on top of the bar and announced free shots of patron. People lined up as he poured patron down each individuals mouth, he missed my friends mouth accidently poured it on her boobs. My friend then sent me that text the next morning as a joke. All yall are fuckin stupid judgmental bitches. Just cause yall are hoes, doesn't mean we are. Yall are actin like Cynthia Matlock.

  • 27 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 10:02pm

    Seriously...how is this a bad night? For the guys and the girl? She obviously had a good time. We are all entitled to a good night! Amazes me how easily people judge anonymously.

  • 24 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 6:04am

    whore-noun- a woman who engages in promiscuous sexual intercourse for money; prostitute; harlot; strumpet. yeah, whores do body shots, but so do plenty of other people who aren't.

  • 29 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 10:32pm

    8:40 is a dirty pig OINK

  • 31 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 9:37pm

    I agree. Only whores get defensive about being called a whore or they'd just ignore it. Chicks are like that. They get defesnive cause deep down they feel bad about laying down like filty pigs.

  • 26 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 7:39pm

    agreed with 7:24...i definitely would have licked it off for you

  • 26 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 7:03pm

    a whore defending a whore. how original.

  • 25 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 7:00pm

    been there, done that. body shots can be a bitch.

  • 27 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:46am

    i like whores and turtles.

  • 26 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 9:34pm

    9:18 you're wrong. Double standards are chock full of awesome.

  • 27 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 8:48pm

    all the "whore" name-calling on this site is pretty ridiculous.

  • 27 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 9:49pm

    HA, you are all a great big bunch of dildos. Thought I would let you know.

  • 28 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 12:30pm

    LMAO @ 3:04 & 11:46 hahahahahaha thanks guys

  • 23 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:12pm

    finally? seriously, thats why she's a whore. she rolled in it like her own filth.

  • 21 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 6:49pm

    stay classy Texas Tech. gotta love the LBK.:)

  • 23 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 6:11pm

    I could have gotten it off for you

  • 27 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 6:06am

    lol, Kahlua stains bras worse, be grateful it wasnt kahlua...