Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
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He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
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Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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