I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
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After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
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I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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