scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
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I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
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It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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