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  • 55 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 10:43pm

    it could be a guy asking and a girl grading...

  • 54 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 11:24pm

    9:12 (or are you 11:05 now?) your a guy that loves to give head? or are you trying to fuck with 10:53?

  • 48 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 12:55pm

    the term head is used on girls too.. why else do you think lil wayne says "middle of the bed give and getting head" in lollipop. i'm pretty sure he wasn't talking about two guys

  • 50 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:10am

    fyi, I'm also a girl. And I totally call a guy going down on me him giving me head. I REALLY dislike the term "eating out" and oral sounds so clinical. He's using his head, I think it's legit!

    • 32 49
      Submitted by riteo on Nov 9, 10 at 8:18am

      in more ways then one ;)

  • 49 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 10:53pm

    9:12PM I love you. We should mate. :) 10:43 How the FUCK do you figure that?!?

  • 54 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:46pm

    the headologist just made it possible to fall in love by reading text amazing

  • 46 50
    Submitted by ladyrattler on Apr 18, 10 at 12:26am

    Better to save money in the short term than the long run. Very good business sense there. Lol

  • 49 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 10:01pm

    High 5 to your girl....sounds like she knows her stuff too! Nice. ^the headologist^

  • 50 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:31am

    i agree with 2:10 (im also a girl) and im totally shocked that theyre arent tons of guys giving tips.

  • 51 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 1:25pm

    Ok so I'm the one that was doing the grading in the text. One, best I ever had was a 8 cause it was great but I know there could be better. two, as far as tips go, when you are giving a blow job do not try and be a vacuum. Third "the headologist" I need to get a 10 from you!

  • 38 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 5:48pm

    how was your best an 8? wouldn't the best you've ever had be a 10? idiot.

  • 45 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 4:54am

    Oh, I have a tip for y'all...

  • 44 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 3:14pm

    one of the best text EVER

  • 43 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:56am

    I agree with 2:10 (also a girl) I don't like the term "eating out" it just...I dunno something about it I don't like.

  • 40 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 4:31pm

    umm you got a BJ.. 10! no bj is bad. ever!

  • 39 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 3:19pm

    1:22, you're obviously wrong.

  • 42 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 10:50pm

    10:08 if that's the best you can do no wonder the poor boy has only reached an 8

  • 42 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 10:08pm

    9:23 1) open mouth 2) insert penis 3) glide up and down 4) try best to refrain from using teeth

  • 32 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 12:59am

    wow. I cried a lil when i read this... SOOOO funnny!

  • 34 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 11:51am

    We know we shouldn't use teeth, but some times the teeth wont' get out of the way! How do we make it better for the "larger" boys?

  • 36 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 10:05pm

    lol...nice...yeah, I agree with the "how can you know?" statement. Is it like one of those moments where time and space stand still...I'm looking forward to that moment

  • 36 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 6:14pm

    I think it's hot if he cums in my mouth and swallowing is really hot too !!..ummm....huh......I hate the fact that my stomach disagrees with it though......but wtf I do it anyways....because it turns me on... :-)...ha ^the headologist^

    • 32 42
      Submitted by riteo on Nov 9, 10 at 8:25am

      you're a man arent you.. you're trying to trick these men. dont fall for it 1:25.

  • 40 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 6:21am

    so guys where are those tips?

  • 39 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 6:21pm

    That's the best and funniest answer ever.. I can only hope a girl asks me to grade her on a 1-10 scale so I say the same thing hahaha.. Even if she's a 10 I would still say 5 cause the curve is hilarious

  • 38 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 1:33am

    Eskimos give the best head. It stems from 'chewing the fat'.

    • 25 35
      Submitted by riteo on Nov 9, 10 at 8:16am

      hahahaha. (chick) and thats still hilarious

  • 37 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 9:43pm

    9:28--learn to spell. (hilarious)

  • 35 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:33pm

    ur fucking amazing headologist... <3 you should teach lessons or write a book because you know your shit.

  • 36 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 10:11am

    9:49 thats not true, i have had one where i told the girl to stop giving me head and stick with the handjob. didnt think it was possible to ruin a bj

  • 40 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 8:49pm

    Damn! Learn to lie, boy, or you may never get another bj from her!!

  • 38 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 8:29pm

    1:33AM: Seriously, you are the only person who caught the area code, props for that, but if she was native, it would be higher than a 5, no teeth remember? headologist: Yea, sounds about the ones I get. Where they make your eyes roll back in my head and I have to bite my hand from telling her to stop because its so intense.

  • 40 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 11:50pm

    ladies....spit is good. the wetter the better.

  • 36 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 11:17am

    Bonus points for swallowing. Remember that the next time grades are due, curve or no curve.

  • 36 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 12:36pm

    looks like the headologist knws her stuffff. if its a chick tht is.........

  • 40 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 9:21pm

    maybe his expectations are too high if hes never had a 10...

  • 32 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 9:06pm

    8:49pm, she's a 5 - he can do better.

  • 37 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 9:23pm

    well boys give us girls some tips

  • 33 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 11:29pm

    (10:53) 9:12- For sure where do you live?

  • 37 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 1:28pm

    ahahah headologist...nice

  • 39 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 12:46pm

    hell yeah i am a chick...never in a million years would i trade places with a dude....i love my assets and my talent!! ((-:

  • 43 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 5:48am

    That text is hilarious. Brutal honesty. And to think he actually took the time to type that all out in a text to send to her. She would either get all offended and never give him head again, or like someone said above, work hard to be his first 10. It's a risky move but it could pay off big time. And PS. I'm a girl and I don't use the term "give head", I use "go down on". I've personally never heard the term "head" used in refernce to going down on a girl, but to each his own. Whatever works.

  • 35 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 12:50am

    ahem, 10:43 it is physically impossible for a male to give a female head...just basic anatomy really

  • 31 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 1:14am

    1:33 knows whats up! as my Boy T's crazy ass dad puts it...... "it aint good till my toe nails pop off and stik in the ceiling"

  • 33 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 10:11pm

    12:18 I am rock hard from reading your post, I can only imagine what you're like in person.

  • 35 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 11:26pm

    I think his answer is genius. She's now going to do everything she can to be his first 10. Unless she's like most girls and is only asking to gripe at him for his honest answer.

  • 37 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 1:08am

    the tips roll in while ur suking on my dick.. they arn't free ;) (lady frriend) i use "going down" and trust me. find a confident guy and he'll instruct you on everything you need to know!!

  • 33 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 10:30pm

    so like ur not the best but not the worst?

  • 38 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 9:18pm

    well if he's never had a 10 so how can he really judge?

  • 40 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 8:35pm

    June 8th 4:41 yes they can be bad... Very bad (especially if they have braces)

  • 34 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 1:22pm

    i personally think cumming in the mouth is disgusting. seriously.

  • 33 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 11:05pm

    (9:12 here) I'm a guy, 10:53--is that cool?

  • 31 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 8:06pm

    jus use alot of spit, tongue, swirl, suck, go up and down, play with the balls, use your hands, deep throat, and the tip of the penis is the most sensitive so pay alot of attention to tht.

  • 34 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 1:34pm

    cool....but i don't really care what it's called as long as i can do my thing on my guy...just as a preference I'd prefer to get fucked over getting eaten out or whatever you want to call it....and why did you have to mention lil wayne?....man, that guy is a total turn off....short, not really handsome i think and his physical size doesn't leave much hope for the size of other body parts...sorry....i don't bother with bad sex and small dicks....i am a very self fish girl......

  • 33 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 9:49am

    Light teeth usage can be very good actually... but unlike my first bj experience, please don't treat my, or any other bloke's gentleman vegetables like real vegetables. Blood and screaming and stitches is not what I would describe as the best first sexual experience. Luckily I got over it. But in all honesty, any bj is better than no bj ergo all bjs are great.

  • 38 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 10:25pm

    You shouldn't use a scale, grading by percentile would make more sense.

  • 36 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 9:12pm

    You can do better. Or she should ask you what she can do to improve. I read books, and had lots of practice! Practice really does make perfect! Plus, I just love to give head. Its like a giant lollypop!

  • 28 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 1:15am

    i mean 8:29.... oops

  • 40 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 11:43pm

    haha.....you'd be veeeery surprised.....i look as innocent as it gets in person....the girl you you'd wanna bring home to mom.....seriously.......but what can i say....i am a freak! and i love it! ^the headologist^

  • 39 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 1:02am

    1:AM That just proves that some people are idiots.The only real unisex term is "going down on". Everybody knows that.

  • 33 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 1:00am

    some people refer to performing oral sex on girls as giving them head

  • 32 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 1:39am

    10:53 - hi, i'm a girl! we exist, i promise.

  • 43 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 2:05pm

    I've always wanted to try giving head but haven't gotten to that point with any guy. What I need is a guy friend to give me lessons! I don't want to give sucky BJ's. Oh well, college is a great time for experimenting, right? ;)

  • 28 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:46am

    haha who corrects spelling in anonymous responses. who fucking cares? dude, I'm glad you're being honest with a bj slut.

  • 29 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 6:56am

    1. play with the balls 2. avoid the teeth (they dont feel good at all) 3. keep it wet with spit 4. stop to jack it once in a while

  • 28 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 1:32am

    1:02 you're a moron.. I call it head and I'm a girl...

  • 25 58
    Submitted by clitterhitter420 on Aug 1, 10 at 4:46pm

    2:05 marry me

  • 28 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 3:20am

    also a girl...i hate the term "eating out," it sounds so...i don't know. i can't place it either. so i just use "going down."

  • 31 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 4:22am

    "Cunnilingus" is the preferred term of all gentlemen. Though analingus is, of course, cooler.

  • 26 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 11:10pm

    Did she make you cum? Did she use teeth? Did it feel good? Technique and style are all bonus.

  • 30 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 12:33am

    people in Alaska perform oral sex??

    • 30 48
      Submitted by 45ACP on Jul 13, 10 at 9:35pm

      Why wouldn't we?

  • 30 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 9:10pm

    grading on a scale is ruining America