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  • 73 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 8:39am

    Wow dude, if you gotta fake that shit to "prove" it then you must be a real fuckin stud.... Fuckin' loser bro.

  • 70 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 12:14pm

    Alcohol is a depressant, the large pupils are from the meth those whores were smoking

  • 69 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 9:45am

    Whatever helps you slee at night.

  • 65 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:46am

    In Soviet Russia, small pupils will photoshop you

    • 34 40
      Submitted by sssmarie on Jan 28, 12 at 4:22am

      lmao that was the first soviet russia joke i laughed out loud at

  • 63 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 4:40pm

    Houston, land of the free and home of a future serial killer....

  • 68 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:21am

    Way to suck at life.

  • 65 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 9:15am

    You're going to all that trouble over girls you just MADE OUT with?! I can't wait to see what psycho lengths you'll go to once you actually lose your virginity.

  • 61 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:00pm

    because that isn't creepy at all

  • 64 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 11:48am

    That would be fine if booze didn't make your pupils constrict instead of dilate

  • 61 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 8:42am

    i may be a fool here, but i didnt realise that being drunk increased the size of pupils, as alcohol is a depressant. Im under the impression that only stimulants increase pupil size???

  • 60 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 7:38pm

    If they're pupils were big, they were prob coked out or rolling. Why else would a girl make out with a guy who would do something so ridiculous.

  • 57 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 1:53pm

    I think you meant "all the girls I made out with last night."

  • 61 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 9:42pm

    That's a pretty easy thing to do... Hello cloning tool? Just select another part of the eyeball with alt-click then click and hold and make a circle around the pupil. Easy.

  • 62 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:04pm

    You sound like a future date rapist

  • 50 59
    Submitted by anonymusk on Sep 15, 10 at 1:21am

    i'm pretty sure alcohol doesn't make your pupils dilate. i think the substance you're looking for is ecstasy. :/

  • 61 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:36pm

    942, thanks for the photoshop class dipshit

  • 57 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:32am

    What a weird ass. Making out isn't that big of a deal bruh

  • 56 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:16am

    Win!! Your my hero ha

  • 53 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 7:41pm

    No, I'M the photoshop master.

  • 53 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:15am

    That is far from Photoshop mastery, douchebag.

  • 56 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:06pm

    That's a pretty good idea! You know what a better idea would be? Not being such a loser.

  • 50 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:42am

    Still less creepy than photoshopping their heads onto porn star bodies.

  • 54 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 3:21pm

    My pupils r pin needles right now I love methadone

  • 51 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 8:20am

    So, this one time, ... That's not hard to do. Basic photoshop skills can do that. -White Guy

  • 52 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 8:57am

    8:42 u are correct sir!