ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
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I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
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Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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