All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
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I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
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I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
You ate ashes out of my bong
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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