he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
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if you don't like your cat that much, i'm sure you could give it up for adoption or find someone who would take it
mmmmmmm as long as its clean there's nothin' better than a eatin' kitty
Back in the day, my CB "handle" was Cat Roast. When invariably asked about the handle, I replied that..."I loved to eat the kitty, C'mon"
Mmmmmmm tasty. As long as everything is clean it's go time!!
WTF is she asian??? Oh, her vagina...
hahahhaa
mmmmm Chinese food.
Doesn't the kitty count as desert? Why would you want to ruin dinner for him, that's a bad kitty!
My kinda woman!
Way to be!!
Are you Asian???
He may not like fish, skank!
please tell her to never call her vagazzled pussy a kitty again
What's with the Pretzels???
Mm dicks. Tastes good with kittys.
Sounds like a trick
I love it when girls take control of their sexuality (In a classy way, not like sluts).
If you call refer to it as your "kitty," you don't deserve it O.o
Shut up and make me a sammich.
Were you serving pretzels
Just coughed up a hairball, yarn,and a sqeaky toy
Should bang her n eat a big Mac while doing it
In soviet Russia we eat cats
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